2019-02-06 at 8:43 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Ajax
Is this the kind of shit that stumps you guys? Pun intended.
The consistency of the shit would determine the urgency of your response. With limited options, there’s only so much you can do. Go to the bathroom, take off your pants and underwear and clean yourself up. Discard your underwear, which hopefully contained the majority of your shit. Again, depends on consistency.
If all else fails, order some alcohol and spill it on your pants. You would then at least smell like booze instead of shit. At worst, you would smell like a drunk who shat himself and you can blame it on the booze.
I like it. To add, I'd just suggest getting blackout drunk as fast as possible and forgetting the whole thing ever happened!
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She's kinda dumb too. On top of everything. I hate dumb people.
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Where's the meeting for people anonymously addicted to going and fucking people at anonymous meetings, anonymously?
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Originally posted by CASPER
I feel fucking good. I want to have a beer with all of you and then give you a hug the way your parents never did.
"a" beer. Fuck off!
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Thats what i thought. So that made no sense
Irony.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Whats ironic tho….
Jesus fucking Christ
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
chicks totally dig homeless smelly bisexual guys
HTS girl confirmed
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Originally posted by CASPER
Me standing naked all slouched over and pale in front of a full length mirror, with one eye closed, and a post-it note stuck to my flaccid penis that says "MAKE YOURE DREAMS"
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Originally posted by CASPER
I haven't been offered nudes yet, but if they're inspirational in nature, I'm all for it
Show example UNINSPERATIONAL NUDES for contextual balance.
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2019-02-03 at 7:48 AM UTC
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Be grateful
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2019-01-30 at 4:38 AM UTC
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Ohfralala is a douchebag...
Super fun obstacle courses sounds super fun right now.
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2018-07-18 at 2:14 AM UTC
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Ohfralala is a douchebag...
Originally posted by ohfralala
Sounds majestic if you ask me.
Well, I didn't.
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2018-07-18 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Ohfralala is a douchebag...
Her hair resembles a flock of goats running down a mountain.
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She's definitely a douche bag of the highest order. Like as in she's a real top notch, top shelf top of the line douche bag, which means something but I don't know what, but she's it. That is without question or debate.
Thread, you may continue. Thanks.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Heard that nigga mmQ was high end!
You definitely heard wrong.
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2019-01-29 at 11:10 PM UTC
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Ohfralala is a douchebag...
Originally posted by SpaceCakes
send me boobs photo
You gotta tip her over first.
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Oh thank you lord Jesus just THAAAAANK YOU for your blessings ALL CREDIT TO You oh Lord oh Maker of all you named the stars in the sky and you know them by name ohhhh Jesus yes yAaaas FAM YAAAASSS shoot it all over me!!!!!!
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Mmmmmque, ur one of my top 5 favorite posters on NIS. Thoughts?
You have low standards?
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