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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Best: Bukowski's Ham on Rye

    Worst: Anything else
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano Why do you believe morality is universal as opposed to referential?

    Why don't you?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Why did you cringe?

    Because you're stupid. Fuck off.

    Originally posted by Narc I was the 69th poster, hense I just 69'd candy.

    What wrong with that?


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    You were the 71st post..
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc I do love to 69 my candy girl.


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    I hope everyone that read this cringed as hard as I did I just now.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Fona was my friend and he still is my friend, Mal..

    Anything else you need to know ?

    Your dad's email address for starters.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where's the shaming part?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls who

    Mike Jones
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The @ symbol is funny in that it's an abbreviation for a two letter word
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He's a good guy folks. Stop lashing out at him.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have one on me breh.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And yes I look at myself every day.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS Mooch welfare/disability. Which is why I regret being as poor as I am instead of resenting it - because it's basically just a choice I've made out of laziness and convenience. *shrug*

    I mean holding stable employment would be hard for me, so the disability is legit, but I could probably be doing more.

    What disability do you have that is LEGIT because working is 'hard for you.'?

    Fucker. It takes weird smoker ordering wings for DAYZ to make you wanna have money?

    PAY ME TO BE DEPRESSED

    tee hee fuck you
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is what I just decided I'm going to do.

    Win or lose, we will give praise and glory to God after EVERY PLAY.

    Press conferences are just my players constantly saying "yeah I don't know just give glory to God"

    All my players on the sidelines will be required to kneel the whole time just praying and doing the fucking rosary cross hand movement thing. Constantly.

    Everything GOD. God made us win. God made us lose. Just praise HIM.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My feces. Your throat. 4 minutes.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He of course claims he was just trying to "set them free" yes. It's very complicated; LOTS of moving parts.

    What he won't tell you is that it was a litter of NEWBORN KITTENS that HAD a mommy and daddy kitty bitty to take care of them, but unwyro, in his CRUEL and HEARTLESS rage, decided HE HAD HAD ENOUGH.

    As the story goes, he literally broke all of the kittens' paws in front of their mom and dad before screaming "SEE?!! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!!!"

    Then he boxxed them up and carried the box a ways into the wooded area nearby his home, and despite the endless and pleading kitty bitty mew mews begging for him not to, he just fucking let out a guttural laugh and SLUNG THEM out; a torrent of fluffballs flailing and crying, some of them smacking into tree trunks or landing in thorn bushes, not that it mattered since they all fucking died within a day or two at best.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun I already said it! LJ does what LJ does.

    Same can be said for... Ya know...literally everybody.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This isn't a selfie thread.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I stopped watching after the two cereals they offered weren't to my liking.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to pronounce it gad (rhynes with bad) zooks now I say gad (rhymes with God) zooks
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've never smoked crack-cocaine.

    Butt crack?

    Once.
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