A boy walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "you're a boy, let's fuck in the back room."
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2019-02-26 at 10:18 AM UTC
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I miss Enter
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I developed a new technique to combat my depression when I'm sober where I just smile as hard as fucking possible, preferably while looking into a mirror, until I have no choice but to laugh at how fucking stupid I am.
*just pretend everything is ok just laugh just laugh it's fine ITS FINE*
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2019-02-26 at 4:21 AM UTC
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time is 04:18 am
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2019-02-26 at 3:52 AM UTC
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Is Lanny Autistic?
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Not to mention thesaurus has an e in it. :)
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2019-02-21 at 9:36 AM UTC
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Crappiest pizza
Originally posted by CandyRein
*Grinds on daddy’s lap eating a slice of Papa Johns*
Mmm so yummy like daddy’s cummie ❤️
We gotta wild pisces on our hands here!
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
Yeah I seen some documentary on some literal spastic who couldn't manage the muscle control fap, so the Dutch government paid a sex worker to help him out.
Which seems like a very sane, common sense thing to do.
It's so evil the way man-hating feminists have been able to demonise sex work. These are the same assholes who will defend homosexuality because "it's between two consenting adults".
You watched a WHOLE DOCUMENTARY about a guy who needed government help to cum?
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2019-02-21 at 7:20 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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2019-02-20 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Life is annoying...
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Stacy's mom has got it going on and no one cares
:(
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2019-02-19 at 10:50 AM UTC
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Our idiot president
Originally posted by aldra
don't kink shame him
Who's him?
We all know the Trump defense ar this point.
"Hes the man that says what he means and means what he says."
Fucking whatever. Haha.
I dont care how edgy and ironic everything Trump does, you're still dumb as shit if you like the guy. :)
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2019-02-17 at 8:20 AM UTC
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Foo Fight
Should've never gone there in the first place. Place is a gateway to disaster.
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Ok. Maybe one day the greatest day of my life would be you ,Lala, zooks, scron, and and an Oxford, comma all in th4 same room.
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Originally posted by Pillpopper
The only thing that comes out of Ohio are loser athletes
Ohio is your dad's name?
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2019-02-16 at 11:33 AM UTC
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Marmite thread
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
marmites and bovrils are great, a spoonful of either will make a plate of plain white rice palatable.
That's what she said
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Originally posted by Technologist
Bring on the one eyed heat seeking moisture missile😜
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