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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dibs on little.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III hey IWD does this make you want to do meth because it does for me

    Yes but with the playback speed turned up to 2x.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think people really just like saying 'libtard' for whatever reason.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does she prefer to be called your grandma or your girlfriend?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I hear sukin dik will make a bitches jaw hurt

    From a friend or?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *a bunch of emojis with hearts*
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No it was time to do a rape just forget it now its over
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks What about when you need to take a #2?

    A poopy-poo?

    A DUMPLING.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How many goats are creamed to make the one bar?

    Goat keeper 1. "We need some goats for creaming. We need just three bars."

    Goat keeper 2. "I just have one goat. Billy be enough?"
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burn it off
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm starting my day off with this from now on

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson FAO? Food and Agriculture Organization?

    Faggot Ass OooooooohmygoddontstopputitinmeharderyesyesthereitisimcummingnowdontstopwowwowWOWseriouslyididntknowthatwasaspotwoahhhhhhhhgrabatowelthisisgonnagetserious
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Can't, I'm busy filling out an application form for a job. Shocking I know. It has to be in tomorrow.

    Is that supposed to seem important?

    EXCUSE ME I CANT BE BOTHERED TO TALK IM FILLING OUT JOB APPLICATIONS TO PAYLESS AND WALMART SHHHHHHH
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We smooth (weird son[of mine]) is thanking posts. Wish he'd call his own dad.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wouldn't know if he took that away from me or not.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do you have to be drunk not have it in your 'about?' Maybe its just removed under some accounts and not others. Maybe its bath salts, or lack of sleep, or maybe even Maybelline! Nobody ever fucking considers Maybelline.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls come on guy

    faggot
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    These are my favorite type of boobies. I could do without the visible veins but I really don't care.

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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell him you've mastered the art of jacking off to the thought of nothing. No lust. See if he ok's it.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U might have a chance to fuck him tho.

    The fuck you think I said 'yay' for?
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