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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Oh here's an update, I went over there the other day, she ran and hid in the back and everyone was weird to me. Woops.

    Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.

    or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.

    Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.

    Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.



    Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?

    I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Looks like it'll be a weird vowel movement.

    /Every laugh emoji and gif ever made goes here
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My team won hip hip hooray
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah you guys were totally right, didn't work lol

    Maybe she's super flattered and nervous and talking on her own girl forum about how she should respond. Eh? EH????
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Both of them need to use some anti-fungal foot spray/cream…disgusting.

    Nah man that's like the main part of the fetish.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol what is the question here?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 🙄. Go lay down

    no u

    (I already am laying down)
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    69
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Can I post too

    I will increase your post allowance from one a day to two a day. They have to be one-liners and can only be posted between noon and 4pm CST.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My new fetish:

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala YES I CAN


    Ah yes I have definitely FUXD with these. It's been a minute though. I usually always just do tobasco and parm. Like lots of it. I pour the popcorn into a bowl a little bit at a time so I can drizzle the tobasco on most of the pieces, then I SHOWER it with parm which sticks to all the tobasco and stays put. I'd say when I'm done that probably 80%-85% of the kernels have some sauce on them and every piece has cheese on it. I probably use a third of a little bottle of sauce per bag of popcorn. It's so fucking good. Sometimes a little painful coming out the BACK END as the kids say these days but it's worth it. Sometimes I eat three bags in a row and then think about how I just consumed an entire bottle of tobasco sauce in less than an hour.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I highly recommend Smucker's MAGIC SHELL ice cream syrup stuff that hardens once it contacts the ice cream. Thank you
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to go to the grocery store see whats popping for Sunday dinner to take to work for tonight…😏

    Smucker's MAGIC SHELL ice cream syrups lol
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She had sex with people?

    Not good. Not good at all.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The key to life is to make alternative accounts and fuck with people. Make em all riled.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The does it make you gay if someone in Another room virtually jacks you off question
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker She fucked 5 other cops while on duty and got them all in the trick bag including herself.

    Kill a civilian: 2 weeks paid leave

    Fuck coworkers: Youre fired
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    April O'Neil. She wears yellow. Leave her alone. 😂
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Youre a boring drunk. I actually used to like you on zoklet. What happened ? Don't answer that . I'm drunk right now and I don't care. I'm also gonna put two spaces between my sentences like we do in the old school.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I miss actor. He at leaat came with the hard hitting faggot cringe questions that we all want to ask
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