What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-12-11 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #16481
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I HAVE wanted a new Chootie forever but I also don't like the thought of it dying some day. As much I love talking about death I really don't actually like it when I have to experience it, so much so that I have seemingly avoided getting a new cat for that very reason.
   
   I think I need to impulse get one when I'm really drunk and then hopefully not change my mind afterward.

   
   
2. 2022-12-11 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #16482
   DontTellEm Black Hole
3. 2022-12-11 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #16483
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by troon

   
   I just bought every cat in that picture. Thank you!
4. 2022-12-11 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #16484
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Hi wren U piece of shit ur just going to talk around me??! WOOOOOW
5. 2022-12-11 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #16485
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm sorry I'll go lay down 😹
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • DontTellEm
6. 2022-12-11 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #16486
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   K thanks bud
7. 2022-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #16487
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I hear Elon Musk is currently developing AI cats. These even talk to you and answer questions.
8. 2022-12-11 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #16488
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   y not just find one randomly?
9. 2022-12-11 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #16489
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm U relate better to children because ur penis is small *SHOCKER*
   Stop trying to push it down our throats, we get it little dick

   
   your throat is the only part of your body that isnt coated with a crust of hard dried semen of human and animals.
10. 2022-12-11 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #16490
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by troon

    
    purrfect for soups.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley, 
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11. 2022-12-11 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #16491
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i heard single men who have a lot of cats, "catdads" if you will are the weirdest type of people 100% of the time.
12. 2022-12-11 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #16492
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood we should create a cyborg-monkey hybrid race of super chimps and teach them to use firearms so we can overthrow governments
    
    

    
    Imagine if you would, a world where monkeys do everything for us.
    
    kind of like irobot or FIDO, but with monkeys instead. In fact we could even use zombie or robot monkeys as well as regular ones (and clone the monkeys from big titty blonde lab assistants imagine how HOT that would be ooooh professor I dropped this beaker and then you kick her into the cloning pod)
    
    
    
13. 2022-12-11 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #16493
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your throat is the only part of your body that isnt coated with a crust of hard dried semen of human and animals.

    
    
    No
14. 2022-12-11 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #16494
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    
    Baby who cares?
15. 2022-12-11 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #16495
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    is that the girl he was dating and beat up?
16. 2022-12-11 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #16496
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No. It’s not his fault that girl didn’t act right.
17. 2022-12-11 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #16497
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Get ur shit together RIHANNA
18. 2022-12-11 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #16498
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    damn that's crazy i heard she had her seatbelt on and he was biting her in the chest like a lil tasmanian devil in the whip
    
    i forgot her name was rihanna.
19. 2022-12-11 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #16499
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    WUT?
20. 2022-12-11 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #16500
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why would he be biting her chest? ARE U DENSE?