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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG On that note:

    The United States Flag Code (4 USC Sec 8 Para (k) Amended 7 July 1976) states: "The Flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning."


    Anybody who burns a flag is just disposing of it in a respectful manner.

    Yeah people were saying well once its touched the ground it's now DISGRACED and needs to be disposed of PROPERLY. like people get mad about a flag on the ground and then have more reason to get mad if it doesn't get the PROPER CEREMONIAL BURIAL.

    Please die. I'm going to literally buy an American flag and just lay it on my floor and walk on it every day. Maybe a door mat. I'm offended at people getting offended. I hate it. My fllaaaaavggggvvgvvggggggggg oh my God my flag.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I thought immigrants dying was funny I'd totally be a border patrolman. Just like if I thought any foreigners dying to be funny I'd join the military, or if I thought blacks dying to be funny I'd become a cop.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG mq I want to hear more stories about you robbing homes. What kind of surveillance did you do? What sort of stuff did you steal, and did you sell it or keep it? Do you have any TIPS to avoid being robbed by other mqs?

    A few months ago I heard someone walking on my roof at like 2am. It sounded like they walked to where the exhaust is (which looks like a chimney and is grated) and then jumped off. After that I started looking up ways to NOT get robbed and moved the gun to my nightstand. I really don't want to believe that somebody was walking on my roof but the footsteps were clear as fuck. Like boots. ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE TWO. Exactly like when someone is up there to clean the gutters.

    I'll type a little summary of my STYLE in a bit. I would love to help you feel better protected.



    Originally posted by NARCassist house burglars are fucking dicks. i did a couple when i was about 16/17 and gave it up. going through peoples homes is just shitty as fuck. horrible no good cunts house burglars.


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    I agree. It was a very shitty thing to do. I was really good at justifying shitty behavior though. I still am but my shitty behaviors are less shitty now.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont be a larbage, properly dispose of your garbage.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    FOLKS?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ching Chong chang HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHHAAHABABBABABABABAHAHAHAH
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone might get hurt, like the little girl on her birthday that cant find the one signature edition copy of Cinderella that you happen to be HOARDING; the one she so desperately wanted to own and watch just one lonely time before her heart cancer inevitably ended her poor short-lived little life the following day. :(
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's make a movie Candy where you are the slave owner and I am the slave and other than our skin colors we will make it as historically accurate as possible. You can whip the fuck out of me and put me in a hot box when I'm naughty and I'll do whatever you want because you are my master.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox My grandmother is 61 years old, and I have a bad feeling about her longevity

    That is peculiarly young. Was it her or your mom who was 16 and pregnant?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made my girlfriend suck it off my dick.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Immediately known it was fake because op was born without collarbones.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine. You two lovebirds have it.

    💋💖💕💖💋
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I unfortunately always bring work home with me
    Not the easiest for me to come home and just not think about work

    I have a difficult time separating the two

    :/

    I try tho



    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m a workaholic :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I radiate such kind And warm high vibrational energy that I inadvertently mislead others into believeing im a push over that won’t knock you down a flight of stairs if you fuq with me lol



    Originally posted by CandyRein When I’m sleepy I get really, really silly 😋



    Originally posted by CandyRein Horny too much :/

    No one has complained so maybe it’s not a bad thing



    Originally posted by CandyRein Ahhh…

    Ot

    I see through a lot of bullchit and it surprises and disappoints some people.. because they think when they look me in my big innocent eyes I’ll just believe whatever they say lol

    :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I can be overwhelmingly bubbly
    I have to turn it down sometimes
    But I’m naturally extremely frikn bubbly :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I have a bad habit of feeding stray animals .. as far back as I can remember I’ve done it..and I’ve recently learned there’s actually a term for it called “ feeder” as well as psychological reasons for it



    Originally posted by CandyRein I have a bad habit of treating people how I’d want to be treated

    Even if they’ve shown on multiple occasions they don’t deserve that

    But you can’t do that soft noble chit with everyone

    Sometimes you gotta treat people how they treat you even if it means stepping out of your character

    Gotta Fight retard fire with retard fire 🧐 lmao



    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t like the way I feel when I put down people even when they’ve done it to me ..
    It just doesn’t feel genuine in my heart .. I’m not hateful or mean like that

    *sigh*

    Kinda wish I was ..but then the people who love me probably wouldn’t love me back

    Better stay how I am even if it means taking some chit

    As my baby and I always say..

    Love Always Wins 😇

    >shitty qualities

    >I'm outgoing, I work hard, I'm cheerful and nice, I can be a goofball, I love sex, I like feeding poor stray animals and I'm too perceptive for my own good.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Good move, greenplastic. There are sick fucks everywhere… that person could have tainted those drugs just to hurt you. Some people get off on that type of shit.

    The dumbest pranks are the ones where you can't see the results. What fun would it be to throw a random baggie of powder on the ground in hopes just the right person ends up grabbing it and blindly ingesting all of it, a person that you would never see or know even existed?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ole Jen. Ageless Jen. I've always loved her amateurish hotness and something about her humor rubs me right.

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hello Elizabeth,


    In paint, you can only rotate an object by 90 and 180 degrees. If you would like to free rotate an object, you can use other apps such as Word and PowerPoint. Just select and cut the object from Paint, paste it on Word or PowerPoint, rotate it from there by your preferred angle, cut it again from Word or PowerPoint, and paste it on Paint.

    Feel free to reach out if you require further assistance.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would've taken him more seriously if he would've stood on a chair so I could hear/see him better.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of the riskier things I can think of is hoping for safe passage on an ass eating journey with someone who has recently been throwing up.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    mmmmmmmHotDesserts
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