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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont be a larbage, properly dispose of your garbage.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    FOLKS?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ching Chong chang HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHHAAHABABBABABABABAHAHAHAH
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone might get hurt, like the little girl on her birthday that cant find the one signature edition copy of Cinderella that you happen to be HOARDING; the one she so desperately wanted to own and watch just one lonely time before her heart cancer inevitably ended her poor short-lived little life the following day. :(
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's make a movie Candy where you are the slave owner and I am the slave and other than our skin colors we will make it as historically accurate as possible. You can whip the fuck out of me and put me in a hot box when I'm naughty and I'll do whatever you want because you are my master.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox My grandmother is 61 years old, and I have a bad feeling about her longevity

    That is peculiarly young. Was it her or your mom who was 16 and pregnant?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made my girlfriend suck it off my dick.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Immediately known it was fake because op was born without collarbones.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine. You two lovebirds have it.

    💋💖💕💖💋
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I unfortunately always bring work home with me
    Not the easiest for me to come home and just not think about work

    I have a difficult time separating the two

    :/

    I try tho



    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m a workaholic :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I radiate such kind And warm high vibrational energy that I inadvertently mislead others into believeing im a push over that won’t knock you down a flight of stairs if you fuq with me lol



    Originally posted by CandyRein When I’m sleepy I get really, really silly 😋



    Originally posted by CandyRein Horny too much :/

    No one has complained so maybe it’s not a bad thing



    Originally posted by CandyRein Ahhh…

    Ot

    I see through a lot of bullchit and it surprises and disappoints some people.. because they think when they look me in my big innocent eyes I’ll just believe whatever they say lol

    :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I can be overwhelmingly bubbly
    I have to turn it down sometimes
    But I’m naturally extremely frikn bubbly :/



    Originally posted by CandyRein I have a bad habit of feeding stray animals .. as far back as I can remember I’ve done it..and I’ve recently learned there’s actually a term for it called “ feeder” as well as psychological reasons for it



    Originally posted by CandyRein I have a bad habit of treating people how I’d want to be treated

    Even if they’ve shown on multiple occasions they don’t deserve that

    But you can’t do that soft noble chit with everyone

    Sometimes you gotta treat people how they treat you even if it means stepping out of your character

    Gotta Fight retard fire with retard fire 🧐 lmao



    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t like the way I feel when I put down people even when they’ve done it to me ..
    It just doesn’t feel genuine in my heart .. I’m not hateful or mean like that

    *sigh*

    Kinda wish I was ..but then the people who love me probably wouldn’t love me back

    Better stay how I am even if it means taking some chit

    As my baby and I always say..

    Love Always Wins 😇

    >shitty qualities

    >I'm outgoing, I work hard, I'm cheerful and nice, I can be a goofball, I love sex, I like feeding poor stray animals and I'm too perceptive for my own good.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Good move, greenplastic. There are sick fucks everywhere… that person could have tainted those drugs just to hurt you. Some people get off on that type of shit.

    The dumbest pranks are the ones where you can't see the results. What fun would it be to throw a random baggie of powder on the ground in hopes just the right person ends up grabbing it and blindly ingesting all of it, a person that you would never see or know even existed?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ole Jen. Ageless Jen. I've always loved her amateurish hotness and something about her humor rubs me right.

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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hello Elizabeth,


    In paint, you can only rotate an object by 90 and 180 degrees. If you would like to free rotate an object, you can use other apps such as Word and PowerPoint. Just select and cut the object from Paint, paste it on Word or PowerPoint, rotate it from there by your preferred angle, cut it again from Word or PowerPoint, and paste it on Paint.

    Feel free to reach out if you require further assistance.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would've taken him more seriously if he would've stood on a chair so I could hear/see him better.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of the riskier things I can think of is hoping for safe passage on an ass eating journey with someone who has recently been throwing up.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    mmmmmmmHotDesserts
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 looks like it has both a penis and a vagina from that angle, one connected to each leg. i need better pictures for research

    Unfortunately that was only picture.

    "Hey I’m a Nurse in Germany and this is a Photo of an old Lady that came to our Hospital. We’ve known her for a while, 6 Months before this Photo was taken she could walk around and delivered the newspaper in her neighborhood.

    4 Days before she came to us she did not feel well, sat down on her couch and didn’t move anymore. So she was covered in feces when the paramedics brought her to the hospital. The smell was horrific and there was no chance of surgical removal of the necrosis so she died 3 Weeks later.

    In my 5 year Career I have only seen 1 Decubital Ulcera like this."
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It boils down to eagles eyes being able to see way fucking more in any fixed position, even though ultimately the owl can see more due to its range of motion with its head or neck. But outright fixed position peripheral vision the eagle far and away is the VISUALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Soldier Field. Midnight. Behind one of the dumpster sluts.
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