2019-07-23 at 7:50 PM UTC
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got called out by my boss
The nice thing about being dead with an ass full of cum is that you're dead.
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2019-07-23 at 1:35 AM UTC
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Speedy Rodent
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
There is only one flaw in your analysis. I don't like or dislike anyone here. Nothing that remains of Totse really matters to me since Zoklet closed. That's when the money dried up. Even then I didn't like or dislike anyone. It was just a money source.
That's fine and well but not true. I mean narc says that too. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS.
its obvious he does, and you do. Ultimately, no, but like I've said before I mean if you didnt care you wouldn't have come back.
Even if it's to say, "I dont care what anyone thinks, but I hope they think otherwise than me."
You get off. Everyone gets off.
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Hope
Is the problem
Having hope. That's the real plight of the deeply depressed.
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2019-07-23 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Back to the Slave Ship.
Originally posted by gadzooks
Nothing mostly.
I went home to my apartment for a few hours to pack up a few boxes so reno people can reno and shit.
Had a few drinks too.
'Bout it tho.
Trying to quit drinking, cold Turkey, sucks. So bad. So so bad.
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Being homeless isnt easy. Lets get that out of the equation. What the hell.
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Originally posted by Grylls
have you ever seen me argue in a thread?
im not that guy
I get you're being sarcastic. But you're also not because no, you dont argue. We could've had a good discussion but you fell off. I'm to blame for thinking anyone here could've actually just had a FAMILY FRIENDLY debate.
You're wasting my precious time. Hahaha.
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Originally posted by Grylls
no dramas
bi polar?
What?
What are you asking me? This thread is about sports what are your sports related questions? I glossed over 90% of this thread that was an argument about teaching people how to fuck your little brother.
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I held my bff tonight and she cried hard , harder than I've felt anyone cry before. Her dad died 3 months ago and I know shes struggling with so much shit. What I hate is that I didnt have the awesome cure all to say to her. She wants to give up. I'm like, so do i, but we dont.
We dont give up. Everything sucks sometimes but we dont give up. Tomorrow is new. Things CAN get better.
And I say that realizing the cliche . It must be true though. Awesome days are awesome and we xant forget them, despite our shit days and feelings of wanting to just give up- being too tired, too complacent, too "JUST DONE WITH EVERYTHING."
Feeling like you cant go on is one of the shittiest feelings experience but its thankfully usually a feeling that is fleeting and stands for something more, because we all go on. If you're alive, you go.
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Originally posted by WellHung
no. I plan on hanging myself one day, when I hit rock bottom. I've already picked out the rope and the tree limb.đ
Ah. No wonder you've felt so at home in our little community.
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Originally posted by Ghost
I wonder what kind of medication is supposed to help with that
More booze
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Originally posted by JĎ
icebox
Didn't have one on hand, and IIRC you said you didn't want them posted anymore
But I was thinking more like NIS memes rather than people
There was the pink beanie one that sorta became a meme for a while
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Originally posted by GGG
The reason I picarded speedy here is because anyone who has been a long standing member of this community knows I published HHIC under the psuedonym 'Alfredo Sinterosa'. Not gonna waste time proving this to someone like Speedy.
The reason I picard most of the time is precisely because of posts like yours here. It makes people incredibly frustrated for some reason. Everyone responds to a picard. Every time.
I'm not in withdrawals and if you think I still am, your concept of time is pretty fucked. I quit about three weeks ago and have used maybe 3 times since then while in social situations, and once just cuz. The difference between you and me is that I don't desire to do drugs. I literally just smoked weed because I could afford it and was bored. I decided to stop and I did. I don't think I'm better than you for any of this. It's still a new feeling to me not craving drugs. I quit desiring alcohol a long time ago and now I think that attitude is catching up to the other drugs. Currently all I do daily is nicotine. Sometimes I take Crouton or nootropics. I think I have a very different perspective on drugs than you do. At least for now, I actually prefer the sobriety.
Also I'm not rich lol. And if you want to talk about my past addictions, I used to be addicted to opiates too.
QUESTION TRU TRU TIME: I don't think I'm better than anyone else. I know I act condescending. That is the fucking point. I have already detailed exactly why I do what I do here. If you feel like I'm an asshole, that means what I'm doing is working. It isn't because I actually think these things. I'm definitely not perfect and I don't expect anyone else to be either. But I do love pushing everyone's buttons, so I'm gonna keep doing it. If you don't want to be on the receiving end, don't be on the giving end. I USUALLY only fuck with people who have fucked with me. Recently Bill Krozby has stopped that nonsense, so I stopped with him as well. There is always room for love in my big §mÂŁĂgĂL heart.
Why does this entire post flow like shit? This isnt how you usually type. Dont try to tell me you were doing it intentionally because I know you weren't.
It's a bunch of sentences just one after another like statements and maybe I'M just fucked up (I am) but it stood out to me significantly enough to make me get out of my hazy lurking about to pass out read some threads mood and post this.
I am a boy. I like turtles. Captain Bicardi is nice. Jeremy went to the dollar store. Candles are long sometimes. Four is a higher number than two is.
That's how it was.
Why did you write it like that ? Did you do it intentionally or not? Are you just maybe tired? Can I keep asking stupid questions? Why when I wrap my weed in suzan surran wrap does it still smell? Is it because I'm so cool that i have the dankest weed ever and it just happens to smell super strong when it gets in my possession because its trying to show itself off to me and make me senpai notice it ?
Love, Wren
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2019-03-27 at 2:43 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
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2019-07-18 at 6:22 AM UTC
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Lanny confirmed gay
Being or pretending to be gay gets you free drinks at any gay bar, any time of the day, all day, every day, forever. It's a neverending happy hour.
I haven't been to a gay bar since I frequented VALENTINE'S down in Tampa as my roommate's faggot coworker introduced me to the place and I instantly fell in love. It's where I learned about the shot called 'urine sample'which literally tastes like hot pee. Good times.
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quietmouth, mad
Shhhhh I'm trying to watch napoleon dynamite
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Ok §mÂŁĂgĂL sorry this took me so long.
So.
When I was burglar I was 16 and 17 years old.
It all started with happenstance; being friends with people who just happened to introduce me into the world of stealing.
It all started with "night ops" for lack of a better term. We used to literally just run through backyards hopping fences and triggering people's search lights, thinking that was the craziest shit ever. Obviously those people were asleep and never even knew that us HOOLIGANS were running through their yard. But of course we thought we were doing some serious shit. Haha.
Then one day my friend Wyatt introduced me to 'car hopping.' We all know what that is. There was a rush involved and every time you found a car whose doors were unlocked it was such a feeling of satisfaction. "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?!" You know the bit. Stealing people's CD cases that were hanging on their visor. Loose change from the console. Any trinkets that were worthy of stealing.
Eventually that led into lowered inhibition and a give no fucks attitude toward stealing from people in general. WHEN YOU DONT KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU'RE STEALING FROM IT MAKES IT OK.
So. Then I came upon this article one day about these two girls that were robbing houses and it literally described how they did it, and if not for that article I may have never gotten into actual house burglary. Thank you, media. It's their fault, not mine. :)
I'm jumping ahead now because I'm glossing over the year or two that we strictly car hopped and GARAGE HOPPED, all at night time of course. Many many good scores. Purses, wallets, alcohols, electronics, you name it, we found it. Goinf through suburban neighborhoods checking for open side garage doors and when people park their cars in their garages they of course rarely lock their car doors, so it was just a free for all at that point.
It would take me days to list all the shit I found.
All this to say that I realize I was/am a very bad person and gave no fucks whatsoever about the people I was taking from. Out of sight out of mind..
So anyway, the story about the girls burglarizing houses... I had never considered that even and I would never have thought to even attempt such a thing until I saw it.
I have to do something I'll write up part 2 of this on a little bit.
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Not a bad question. I can conjure up some bullshit answer. Bad checks are literally claiming to have money that you dont have and nobody gave you permission to have.
Credit cards grant you the choice to use money you dont you have.
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2019-07-15 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Mean but funny
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Originally posted by WellHung
yes, But I'm underemployed. Thank you for asking so kindly.
Forgive me for asking, but do you have any plans/goals in terms of saving financially, becoming gainfully employed, and moving "up and out" of your current situation? I cant seem to remember.
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