Originally posted by G4LM
Oh god not again please stop masturbating
Originally posted by G4LM
Oh god not again please stop masturbating
Your hot ass. My hot open mouth. A long two foot piece of shit slowly erupting from your butthole, into my shit eating grin. I use my tongue to swish it around and make sure it all fits in my mouth at once. You finish and turn back to me and beg me to make out with you before I swallow your shit. I comply.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Bevause they taste good.
Originally posted by mmQ
Bevause they taste good.
Originally posted by mmQ
Bevause they taste good.
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2019-08-08 at 9:19 PM UTC
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Predicting people dying.
I predict everyone will die at some point.
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2019-08-09 at 12:51 AM UTC
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Predicting people dying.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Will I die?
Your legacy wont. 1000 years from now people will still be talking about the haggard old drummer guy that believes the moon is made of cheese.
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Originally posted by Grylls
if you are referring to what i think you are, thats actually a new one from this morning
I'm referring to the window cloth, not the one draped over the mastubation chair.
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I've been nursing a half oz of the girl scout kookies for the last month. I get high as fuck off like 3 hits so it'll probably last me another month.
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Originally posted by frala
What’s his email address?
hempdad@email.email
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2019-08-08 at 9:16 PM UTC
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Bring your badass
Originally posted by DontTellEm
No
I just wanted to say something peculiar. I didnt wanr you to feel bad that I dont read your posts in any particular accent or way. Just a standard girl voice. A little lower pitched than normal, for some reason.
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2019-08-08 at 8:52 PM UTC
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Bring your badass
It's still weird to me to picture Jig as a brit with a British accent. I always read his posts in a Texas accent.
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2019-08-08 at 8:44 PM UTC
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Bring your badass
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'd go on a picnic with MMQ simply because he's going with DTE and I didn't post quick enough.
Picnic already happened. We did the grape thing and then there was some sexual activity not involving the kid. She screamed your name out loud if that makes you feel any better about missing out.
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2019-08-08 at 7:43 PM UTC
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Bring your badass
I would go on a picnic with DTE and hand feed her and her child grapes, and it wouldn't be weird.
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
Oh yeah? When? Where? Where's the post? Where's the PM?
Oh yeah, it doesn't exist.
You dont remember ? We was on TC and you just got done ripping some huge dabs and started telling us alllll about it.
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Fuck there isn't even a reply function in the PMs. Got DANG man. Anyway sopheypoo my type is any girl with a distinguishable flaw that doesn't ruin the overall work. If your girl has a big ass scar on the other side of her face, I'd be into her, BIG TIME.
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I am of the same opinion. That was a stupid picture of her, and it's obvious she has a gaping wound on the other side of her face now that I think about it further.
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2019-07-23 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Where am I supposed to smoke
Now its "you watched too much cell phone while growing up." And the people saying it are saying it on their cell phone.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
I said, twinkle you little star!
We all saw what you said you stupid bitch !
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2019-07-31 at 4:41 PM UTC
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Can you teach Alexa?
Originally posted by aldra
"alexa, hardcore pornography on all screens"
I wonder what she'd choose
Do you have an Alexa? Just ask it.
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2019-07-31 at 9:19 PM UTC
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jedidate.com
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol
she's like "ewwwww its mq again….? such a goyim"
No it's more of a dirty "holy fuck you're so gorgeous I cant help but think of all the nasty things I wanna do to you" look. As far as I concerned anyway.
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