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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    :(
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Oh, BTW Mq, I’d give ya a proper burial in ma beer!

  3. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Don't say Fly, he might show up and start talkin all sorts of gibberish..
    😊.. Tech knows what I'm sayin..
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Yup




    He’d get so mad at people saying yup! He blocked me for it once!
  5. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    disingenuous with friends/family, genuine with strangers online.
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  6. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yup




    He’d get so mad at people saying yup! He blocked me for it once!



    He loved you ladies..
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Dregs disingenuous with friends/family, genuine with strangers online.

    ASL
  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Grylls ASL

    80/pansexual/usually deep inside someones ass(i hibernate there 6 weeks to 3 months out of the year, depending on how many are in my life at the time)
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  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'm depressed.
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I jerk off like 8 times a day
  11. Originally posted by aldra Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

    Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

    Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

    I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

    Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

    What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

    Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

    I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

    It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

    Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

    I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

    I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.



    Originally posted by aldra Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

    Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

    Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

    I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

    Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

    What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

    Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

    I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

    It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

    Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

    I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

    I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

    which is gayer ?

    reading all this or copy pasting all this.
  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    aldra is your spirit animal, huh? cool beans homo
  13. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which is gayer ?

    reading all this or copy pasting all this.
    I thought you were the expert on gay??
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs aldra is your spirit animal, huh? cool beans homo

    Only homo if you sex your spirit animal, pigfucker
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm fat and my bp/adrenal stuff is so bad that when I get angry, my hands start shaking. Not a fun quality in a gigantic dude.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m a workaholic :/
  17. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Im an abdl
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  18. Originally posted by mikeyagain I thought you were the expert on gay??

    i learnt from you.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm extremely guarded. Emotions overwhelm me sometimes, so I block a lot of shit out to protect myself…making it hard to maintain healthy relationships.

    Your worst quality is your Lack of self confidence, and ur personal insecurities in yourself. You project anger at, and intentionally deceive others, because of that.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    My propensity to focus on the negatives in the world, and myself, rather than the positives. I need more optimism in my life.
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