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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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    Plantessi seems cuter. Let's stick with it.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls i thought u guys were the kinda faggots to play giutar

    especially mmq

    Here. I'll make it easy for you're weak attempts. Enjoy your victory.

    Guitar.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "guitar"!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Triangliam is one of those things that you can make everything fit into it's own agenda. Like squarism or circleism. I guess the triangalists can say they are part of squarism but you dont have shit on circleism circle of life everything goes in a circle round round all things circular.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont forget to put these glasses on him/her so it's like a double prank. Triple prank if you do the raspberry pie thing too.

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you can really pull a rabbit from a hat you could probably make some easy money doing magic shows for kids' birthday parties.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I joined the anarchists cookbook in 1361 I learned how to get refunds from at&t by making collect calls to boats in the middle of the ocean.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Plantessi is NOT fictional.
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    Thank you. Feeling's mutual. Let's have sex now.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Destroy. So like.. 2-0?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Professional naked female judging man is here now. What seems to be the issue?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I left a car in someones underground parking for a few months and when I saw someone wrote "wash me" on it I felt personally slighted that the individual did not leave their contact info so I could obtain satisfaction. I think left the car there and never drove it again

    What better contact info than their got dang fingerprints?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Reader's Digest condensed version?

    He glassed some dude in self defense at a bar but they're still charging him with assault and he doesn't like it.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to know a guy that would say 'pussy is pussy and salt is salt, if you dont fuck it it's your own damn fault.' I always wondered what the hell salt has to do with anything but I suppose they just said it to have something that rhymes with fault.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby What's rainforest Cafe. An actual cafe? Or another site

    It's a rainforest themed cafe..
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Hooray! The first person to mention Trump in a non political thread, what a cunt.

    You're the first person to make it weird though.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I was just horny.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The one joke my sister told me she was gonna use was how people use quotation marks improperly, not the air ones but just ones in writing. "In writing." Like that.

    I'm gonna laugh at all of her jokes obviously but not weirdly, but this one was how our mom wrote this card to a friend of hers about wishing her the best on her journey and blah blah but at the end (and our mom is a big time Christian) she said 'you're gonna do good things, and have fun out there "serving the lord."
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "So I know this guy that thinks if I make fun of him you guys will laugh. "
    A few chuckles

    Anyway hi I'm Wren nice to meet you. I'm not an actual Wren for anyone wondering.

    Fuck.

    *leaves stage*
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol well pfft

    That was hard

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