Attn: people who have been to prison

1. 2019-11-27 at 4:07 AM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut
   Gjjfcxx
2. 2019-11-27 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Not hard. All it takes is sharpening the dumb end of your toothbrush against the floor and using it to cut your wrists the down the stream way. Next question.
3. 2019-11-27 at 4:12 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   eat toilet paper. If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldnt have to go to prison to do it. Drink drain cleaner.
4. 2019-11-27 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lay down on your stomach and turn your mom's treadmill on reverse. Somehow die .
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • larrylegend8383
5. 2019-11-27 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut
   Ghihvcsss
6. 2019-11-27 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Of course it is.
7. 2019-11-27 at 4:23 AM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Of course it is.

   
   Get the alien out of your penis you stupid faggot
8. 2019-11-27 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rrr Get the alien out of your penis you stupid faggot

   
   Can I find enough heroin to overdose with in prison? Dont ask dumb questions.
9. 2019-11-27 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   Rrr African Astronaut
   Hjnvcxd
10. 2019-11-27 at 4:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There arent any drugs in prison. No cigs. No booze. No drugs. Everyone is sober.
11. 2019-11-27 at 4:38 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    Jnvcxxss
12. 2019-11-27 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You'll cough it out in your intake.
13. 2019-11-27 at 4:43 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    ok DARE
14. 2019-11-27 at 4:45 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rrr ok DARE

    
    Ok Mr. Bored all the time. Go to jail. Go commit a silly crime and go to jail. Spend a few days there. See what boring is.
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    • CASPER
15. 2019-11-27 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Ok Mr. Bored all the time. Go to jail. Go commit a silly crime and go to jail. Spend a few days there. See what boring is.

    
    A B C D E F G!!!!
    
    
16. 2019-11-27 at 4:50 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Be the guy on the post phones literally crying . Haha.
    
    
    Haha. *mom PLEASE!* PLEase bail me out. I CANT STAND ANOTHER DAY IN HERE!
    
    I told that to my mom in my first stint. Fuxkin bitch. I've told this story
    
    I was in the old cass county jail. It had bars like from the old movies. . Ahaha. My cfb ellie was an old native American dude. I didnt shit for the week I was there. Half the dudes were somehow still tweaking . I did crossword in the corner and ate my dry cherrios. Leave me alone !
17. 2019-11-27 at 4:53 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    Kjhvcxxxse
18. 2019-11-27 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rrr Yeah thats why i would only go there or even risk it if i was able to kill myself with drugs immediately. Ill work out a plan

    
    Nah. You would adapt. I can tell. You would actually find out you might love it.
19. 2019-11-27 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    Ljhv hyggg
20. 2019-11-27 at 5:10 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also they dont give you regular toothbrushes anymore. Theyre this thing made of hollow soft plastic that you snap in the middle ands squeeze the toothpaste out of the handle, onto the brush.