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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'd rather take 200 gels than ever eat HBWR again. Although I get the feeling sploo would love that shit
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    I did hbwr and snorted MET and DPT which didnt get me hihh. Psychedelics dont work on me. Anyone want to send me acid?3"
  3. This jigro aint never done aced
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Galn
    Mmm
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I offered to get whatever u rewards wanted before for cost. But at this point I'd have to go pretty far out of my way but my acid guy was pretty awesome
  6. Originally posted by CASPER I offered to get whatever u rewards wanted before for cost. But at this point I'd have to go pretty far out of my way but my acid guy was pretty awesome

    Sell me your carpet
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  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice Sell me your carpet

    I'll fuck you in the ass faggot
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Next you'll tell me to sell you my lamp too
  9. Originally posted by ORACLE Next you'll tell me to sell you my lamp too

    Casper used to joke that he had so much dope ground up into his carpet that a square of it would cause an overdose. Your lamp won't get me high.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Casper used to joke that he had so much dope ground up into his carpet that a square of it would cause an overdose. Your lamp won't get me high.

    Didn't you know Falco's lamps are made out of pure cocaine?
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Everyone that came over used to make jokes about a table I used to have. It was pukey green from the mixture of marijuana and cocaine as well as molly. I scraped the table once and paid someone to take a couple puffs off a joint I rolled of it and it smelled like death but he was already fucked up so it was hard to tell what it did
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  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Didn't you know Falco's lamps are made out of pure cocaine?

    It is actually crack so some baking soda involved
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine substitutin crack for music
    I mean dope tapes
    This is how we would make it. (There it is right there)
    For all you playas hustlaz ballas and even you smokas
    Ma ma ma ma make crack like this
    Masta P
    Ghetto Dope No Limit Records
    Part of the Tobacco Firearms, and Freedom of Speech Committee.
    Thank you dope fiends for your support. Ha ha.
    see Murder
    Let me give a shot out to the D Boys (drug dealas)
    Neighborhood dope man
    I mean real niggas
    Thata make a dolla out a fifteen cents
    Ain't got a dime, but I rides and pay the rent
    Professional crackslanger I serve fiends
    I once went to jail for having rocks up in my jeans
    But nowadays I be too smart for the Taz
    see Murder been known to keep the rocks up in the skillet man
    Waitin on a kilo they eight I'm straight you dig
    What you need ten
    Ain't no fuckin order too big
    And makin crack like this is the song
    You won't be getting yo money if yo shit ain't cooked long
    Never cook yo dope it might come out brown
    Them fiends gonna run yo ass clean outa town
    But fuck that I'm bout to put my soldias in the game
    And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine.
    1. Look for the nigga wit the whitest snow
    2. No buying from no nigga that you don't know
    make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be
    You get the baking soda I got yo D
    Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope
    Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
    An shake it up until it bubble up an get harder
    Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
    Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot
    And watch that shit while it can rise to the fuckin top
    Now ya cocaine powda is crack.
    Nigga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked.
    Ghett Ghett Ghett Ghetto Dope
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  14. Some creepy ass old man who smelled like shit came into the animal shelter today talking about wanting to adopt but then changed his mind when we told him a free litter box isn't included in the adoption fee and that he wasn't allowed to take a cat home in a paper bag and would have to buy a $5 cardboard carrier. He also asked "which of these cats are indoors and which are outdoor?" when we obviously adopt them all out as indoor pets. Would have had to make up a bullshit reason to turn him away if he hadn't of left.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Individual literally smells like fecal matter* should be an acceptable reason for denial.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Imagine substitutin crack for music
    I mean dope tapes
    This is how we would make it. (There it is right there)
    For all you playas hustlaz ballas and even you smokas
    Ma ma ma ma make crack like this
    Masta P
    Ghetto Dope No Limit Records
    Part of the Tobacco Firearms, and Freedom of Speech Committee.
    Thank you dope fiends for your support. Ha ha.
    see Murder
    Let me give a shot out to the D Boys (drug dealas)
    Neighborhood dope man
    I mean real niggas
    Thata make a dolla out a fifteen cents
    Ain't got a dime, but I rides and pay the rent
    Professional crackslanger I serve fiends
    I once went to jail for having rocks up in my jeans
    But nowadays I be too smart for the Taz
    see Murder been known to keep the rocks up in the skillet man
    Waitin on a kilo they eight I'm straight you dig
    What you need ten
    Ain't no fuckin order too big
    And makin crack like this is the song
    You won't be getting yo money if yo shit ain't cooked long
    Never cook yo dope it might come out brown
    Them fiends gonna run yo ass clean outa town
    But fuck that I'm bout to put my soldias in the game
    And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine.
    1. Look for the nigga wit the whitest snow
    2. No buying from no nigga that you don't know
    make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be
    You get the baking soda I got yo D
    Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope
    Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
    An shake it up until it bubble up an get harder
    Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
    Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot
    And watch that shit while it can rise to the fuckin top
    Now ya cocaine powda is crack.
    Nigga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked.
    Ghett Ghett Ghett Ghetto Dope

    This is actually a very inaccurate set of lyrics, both from the actual song and from reality, There's also another verse.

    I thanked for the song before I realized how badly you fucked up
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Master P talks dumb. I was never able to memorize any lyrics of his cuz I cant understand him. Make em say uuuUUuuuhhhhh
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ "Individual literally smells like fecal matter* should be an acceptable reason for denial.

    Old Smelly Customer: Hey, got any cats?
    Shelter Worker: You better go home and wipe your smelly ass first, old man.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Around here there are pockets of habitats for cats. Like just places where cats have the resources and support systems to live independently. I know a girl whose cat ran away to one particular low income housing area and recognized it while hanging out in someones apartment who continued to feed and look after it. The girl eventually confronted the man who was very defensive of the cat he had been looking after for years. The places are usually areas with a few buildings with stairwells and laundry rooms cats can live in
  20. The body odor was the least of the reasons we would have denied him. More so the fact he wanted to take it home in a literal paper bag and wasn't joking.

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