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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Cool man are you gonna dump one in her?

    Due date 9-23-23.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb We don't really have ghetto type blacks around here, most are like the good ole boys, fishing and hunting. They work blue collar jobs like most whites. So I know blacks can do better but they listen to the wrong people and it's easier to just blame whitey.

    It's even easier to just blame Michelle Obama for everything, like I do.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well yeah that's what I was wondering upon my CAREFUL INSPECTION. is the observer lying? Is Mike lying? Perhaps the observer is telling the truth, and also Mike was just using that phrase- my fat hairy man ass- as an expression, even though he knew himself as well as the observer, that his asshole was in fact baby-smooth.

    Actually nowhere in that story does it say "baby-smooth". lol this was a ploy to get me to reread it like 4 times. You hoodwinked me!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Uhhhg

    I like it like that
    She working that back

    I'on know how to act
    Slow motion for me

    Slow motion for me
    Slow motion for me

    Move it slow motion for me 🎶❤️

    This makes me wonder, how 'I'on' which I know is short for 'I don't' would be really properly written, as apostrophes replace the missing letters, so would it technically be - I'on', or would it, since it's actually two words, be 'I 'on'? With a space in between? I could also make a case for it being 'I 'on''' which those two outside apostrophes can be ignored as they are just me emphasizing the word/s in discussion, and the two apostrophes prior to the last one, are one for the missing 't' and one for the actual apostrophe that would be in the word 'don't.'

    lol
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hi, weed thread that ive never posted in. hello
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant So who is going to call and check on red

    You. Thanks.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Academy of Sodium

    Academy of Na thanks anyway
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I might be pissing and doing math fuck! Fuck.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I do not get sad over sports games lol. Sorry, bitch. XD
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna do an errand later so I don't have to do it meow
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ MmQ talking to me 😝

    LOL! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hello
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    sounds like something mark311 would have said
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my name is casper i live in the land of the angels making movies and fucking on beaches

    fucker
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna be the lamp in the corner of the living room
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not gonna lie you two are funny together. You're like Calvin and Hobbes.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    is that the dale earnhardt crash? too soon
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    well then I hope you rewarded them with some Mcdonalds. If the kids want a couple of happy meals just get them a couple of happy meals. You can explain to them while you're doing so, why you dislike fast food, and maybe show them a couple videos of how their mcnuggets are made. They'll probably take your stance and find it repulsive.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Three birds walk into a bar.

    The first bird says hey there I'll take a jag bomb please and thanks

    The second bird says howdy folks, gimme a jack coke ploxen

    The third bird asks for some high end liquor that the bar doesn't have. the bird gets mad, does a flip, and leaves.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    your life seems to revolve around fucking and sucking

    which is fine

    just an observation

    Mine used to be like that kinda? i guess. now a days I just do whatever if some sucking or fucking comes to be, cool, but I don't seek it out anymore. i just play Mario kart and watch samurai films. just kidding about the last sentence. but truthfully I do whatever I want which is pretty fun.

    Are you still at the airport?
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