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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun Define rich..bitch

    Rich to me, monetarily, is having more money than you could want to spend.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    :)

    I love everyone.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah we're just heterophobic.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, niggers are still doing things to each other that white people stopped doing in the Middle Ages.

    Because whites are cucks who'd rather pay for rapists and murderers to sit comfortably in air conditioned prisons with cable tv, video games, friends, sports, drugs, cigs, and good food.

    The NIGGERS know what they're doing.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee In my culture we press chest to chest as greeting.

    In mine we press pelvis to pelvis.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think it would be more fun to be a "runner and gunner" so to speak, in terms of an apocalyptic scenario. LIVE FREE OR DIE HAR--- *gets shot in the back of the head by some random who checks my pockets and gets 40 cents and a starburst.

    Whatever.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    covfefe
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Karen
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to send me back to prison. Ive been out a year now and its been a little rocky lately

    By now the universe probably would've snuck into your residence when you were asleep and planted a bunch of trucks on your person and maybe injected you with some as well, then immediately notified your PO.

    Dont worry. You're fine.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The cleanest best pleasure.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country $100?

    That's gangsta.

    The least that could be is like $118. Get real man!!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm nice enough to be the one to ask that though since everyone else who is too dumb to admit they dont know what it means can rely on me to do it. You're welcome.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The taco bell near my house has on average 2 employees working ever. Their lobby is never open anymore, the drive thru closes at like 10pm, and it takes about 20 minutes to get your order which is always half assed. I'm amazed every day I drive by it and see that it's still in business considering it's been like that for years now.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop So a nigga tried to plant some shit on me and I threw it out right before a waiting cop pulled me over (shocker) . I was fully compliant and allowed a car search and willingly did ya da ya da . The only thing that’s gonna look bad is refusal of a urine test( which I didn’t actually refuse I genuinely couldn’t urinate) I even offered to take a blood test which the highway patrolman told me they no longer administer for some reason. HANL.

    Howard Nigger Live
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung No, its fine…plz ask, if u wish…i was takin a shit. Thanks for the well wishes…

    Taking a shit is the perfect time to .. nevermind.

    Ok.

    1. Are you still doing the hotel life thing ?

    2. Who is your girlfriend

    3. Where and when did you meet her ?

    4. How old is she?

    5. How are you getting to your mom's place ?

    6. Do you have a car and license I cant remember?

    7. How much money do you have still?

    8. Do you have a job?

    9. If no disregard 8. If yes what is it? How is it going?

    10. What kind of phone do you have and what service do you use?

    11. What is your girlfriend's name and what does she do for a living?

    12. Should I make mac and cheese with hamburger or just mashed potatoes here soon to fill my tummy?

    13. Why haven't you talked to your mom in 6 months?

    14. Does your mom have a husband ?

    15. Is your dad dead too?

    16. If you had a cat what would you name it?

    17. Are you fucking with me?

    18. I'm out of questions so wanna ask me one?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Faggot begins with an F

    Some say it begins with a penis tip as your avatar.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds like a rape/murder is in order.

    Or if you have is info you could get his home address and then just wait in the bushes outside his house for him to leave on morning in whatever vehicle he's using and then spring out in your jogging gear and let him run you over.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 666 was a typo, the oldest copy of revelations states it as 616.

    " While 666 is called the "number of the beast" in most manuscripts of Revelation 13:18, a fragment of the earliest papyrus 115 gives the number as 616."


    Happy to help.

    Non sequitur
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why is your asshole so wide.

    aldra

    Tight end in high school.

    Wide receiver in college.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Save it in y'alls archives. This is real life so I may as well get ready to accept the abuse.

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