2020-03-12 at 1:36 PM UTC
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The Stock Market is Crashing!
I guess nobody has ever heard of a reusable shit towel. I've had mine for 7 years now. You dont even have to wash it all that often, just let the poo harden and then crack snap it off like a rug over your balcony.
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2020-03-12 at 2:17 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot
your chunky ass lmao
Shep Proudfoot
3v3 me irl basketball pickup game with your best 2 other natives. No faggot streetball moves allowed. Call your own fouls. 50 dollars. Game to 21 , 2s and 1s, SHEP.
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2020-03-12 at 1:47 AM UTC
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Random image thread
Originally posted by 🐿
You got scammed polecat.
27.50 for a night to do anything and everything he wants with you limp, unconscious body seems like a pretty damn good deal to me. 😊
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2020-03-12 at 1:50 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
To the reader of this post... we dont know each other but I hope and pray that by the week's end that you wind up drifting into the sun. In other words, please die?
Thank you. 💓
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2020-03-10 at 1:45 PM UTC
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You know you're old when...
You know you're old when people younger than you say "you know you're old when.. "
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I feel fucking fantastic.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Welp… it’s about that time to head on home.. ❤️
Feeling great :)
Is that one of those spinning 3d screensavers from like 1998? Lolzapoo
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My hat is my shell . I love shell.
Feel the fucking BERN I feel it everywhere. I made 18 new friends tonight. We all know trumpf is gonna win that's fine. Heart and smile and fire and air and wind . Lol
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2020-03-11 at 2:31 AM UTC
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I got a job at a factory
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
how cool would it be to live in someone's head.
Lol idk. Physically not cool at all. Even if you were small I mean a head isnt a cool place . What would you do just 2alk around there and look at the brain and stuff? That would get boring like a museum or zoo after one go-through.
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2020-03-11 at 6:07 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by FutureMan2030
Candy I hope you are having a relaxing evening
Thanks
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2020-03-11 at 5:57 AM UTC
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Dad thread
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m staying drug free @ Aldra I changed my mind lol
But... #yolo
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Also Garret's razor means you have to clean your oven in the morning. Good night. I love you.
Thank you.
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It's all good man . Imagine if we all just talked how we talk her but at least knew one another in person..
We have to love. It's fine. It's ok to be nice. It's fun to hate though too. I get it all.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
why wouldn't you work in a hospital? where do you work? I thought you were a hospital nurse
She works in the burn victim ward of whatever that is when it's not in a hospital.
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Originally posted by i like pie
youre just mad that your own conception was facilitated by an exchange of crack rock shards…but in your case it was your mother paying some homeless nigger for his uterine cockjuice injection.
So, which is it ?
I'm mad about a, but in my case it was b.
I am a lamb, kid. Lambs do not get mad, they get petted, and adored. Lamb life. Suck my wool bitch!!!
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I like to imagine you just knew this off the top of your head
Next show will have 7 seasons and 64 episodes.
9000
I just got off work I'm having an ale and killing people on a video game until my friend gets off work to go drive up to the ND firehouse caucus so I can vote for my nigga Mr. Sanders then go have a few strong whiskey cokes at the Empire before venturing down to Tuesday night trivia and pwning n00bs before then returning home eventually to consume more ales and act like a retard before retiring to my beddy poo and getting sound sleep before my Friday tomorrow. Then I have a million activities including a rave, a haircut and movie date with me mum, and FUCKING A NIGGER WHORE.
Thank you!
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2020-03-10 at 1:17 PM UTC
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I got a job at a factory
With all due respect, anyone here who legitimately thought Krolo was going to hold this particular job for more than a few weeks, maybe a month tops, should killeth thineselves. I did include the word legitimitaly. If you were hopeful, that's cute.
Danke
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