2020-03-10 at 6:39 PM UTC
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The DH echo chamber
Originally posted by POLECAT
you do realize he's gay don't you
I am whatever you say I am. In the paper, the news, every day I am.
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2020-03-10 at 3:28 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by aldra
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Originally posted by POLECAT
do you pic the polish dew to them being a slower people?
No, just because I hate polish people. That is a good point though. It's kinda like picking on the mentally retarded. I changed my mind now.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Sorry but ewwwwww. What the heck is wrong with ur index toe? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
What the heck is wrong with your index FACE?!?!?!!!! You dont be mean to Casper's foot. We dont play that game here.
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2020-03-08 at 11:29 PM UTC
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I got a job at a factory
I WANNA CHOP OFF ONE OF MY LEGS AND SEW IT ONTO MY GRANDMA'S FACE AND HAVE HER FACEFUCK ME WITH IT
I WANNA COLLECT 10 BILLION FIREANTS AND WASPS AND RELEASE THEM INTO THE INFANT WARD IN A HOSPITAL
I WANNA CHUG A GALLON OF GASOLINE AND SWALLOW LIT MATCHES
I WANT A CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH WITH PUS AND BLOOD AND CUM DRENCHED ALL OVER IT
I WANNA WALK INTO A POLICE STATION AND SAY HI TO THE CLERK AND STAB HER THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN THE FACE
I WANNA GO TO A CASINO AND RUN BY EVERY TABLE GAME TABLE AND SWIPE EVERYONES CARDS AND CHIPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR THEN TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND SLIT MY WRISTS
I WANNA SEND A GIRL AMAZING POWERFULLY SCENTED ROSES THAT ARE FILLED WITH DISEASES AND LIES!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!
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2020-03-08 at 11:15 PM UTC
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I got a job at a factory
I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE.
I WANT BATHE IN SPAGHETTIOS.
I WANT EAT AT A CHINESE BUFFET AND JUST TAKE ONE BITE OF EVERY LOADED PLATE AND KEEP GOING UP THERE UNTIL I EMPTY EVERY TRAY OF FOOD THEY HAVE BECAUSE FUCK YOU!
I WANNA BURN A DAYCARE DOWN RIGHT AS THE PARENTS ARE ALL SHOWING UP
I WANNA TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!
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"Get me pregnant and you can fuck our newborn as often as you want. I love you babe."
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I feel weirder than usual & it's out of my control. I wish it were better lol .
It's so dumb.
Embrace this moment remember we are eternal; all this pain is an illusiooooonnnnnnnn.
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2020-03-07 at 11:55 PM UTC
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lannty
Originally posted by Chiropractic Crack
Mess with the best, die with the rest
It'S die LIKE the rest.
Thanks.
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2018-08-11 at 8:19 PM UTC
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90s rollerskate rink thread
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2020-03-05 at 10:54 PM UTC
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Random image thread
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2020-03-06 at 4:58 AM UTC
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How do I uninstall clock?
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I dont want a clock on my computer at all.
Not even in the background.
Dont use your computer
-fanglekai
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Originally posted by gadzooks
It's wireless.
The first guy to do it was this random dude I thought was just some drunken hick.
He suddenly got up and started kareokeing and I was pretty impressed. The dude roamed throughout the bar while singing like he's Frank fuckin Sinatra.
He's my kinda drunken hick.
Well that's the route I was gonna suggest. Get up there and pick Baby by Justin Bieber. Kill the first few lines on stage and then make eye contact with blue hair and smile and wink. Kill the next few lines and the first chorus. Then slowly start making your way toward blue hair without really looking at her too much. Time it out to when the second chorus comes on you are right by her facing and away and then turn to her as it drops and start singing it to her face, grinding up on her and slowly stripping.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
She's rapping about getting head and getting deep throat.
I'm a Young M.A. convert.
Never heard of her until today.
Oh it IS a girl. I was gonna make fun of him for coming off sort of girly but now its like I gotta make fun of her for that baritone voice lower than 95% of niggas with Adam's apples.
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2020-03-06 at 5:20 AM UTC
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I didn't know it was your birthday. Happy Birthday!!
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Post a picture of your mom.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Who wants to bust a nut over a nut?
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Originally posted by Fox
Then it’s pointless!!!
It's just for fun. Like blue ketchup. Lol
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Originally posted by Wariat
just ask me questions about thr ins and outs since I am professional at thr knowledge and a highly paid consulting related to the subject.
I already know the answers you dumbfuck. If I have questions on how long it takes for a man's butthole to get gaped out from normal to absurd amounts during their prison term I will ask you. Stand by.
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2020-03-05 at 6:35 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by tee hee hee
It's quite red lol
its from all the red pistachios he was eating on the plane
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