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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Originally posted by Sophie Ever seen a girl so cute you just wanna hug her? Just a hug. Like 'oh my gosh you're so cute i wanna skwoosh you!' it sounds a little patronizing but it's really not. And she knew it, and so did i, and so i did, i did skwoosh her, and she loved it, and i loved it. And so it became a regular thing, i'd just randomly tell her: Hug? And she'd be: Yes. And she would randomly tell me hug? And i'd be: Yes. And so it was. And i hugged her like i loved her, and i did. And she felt it, i know she did. She's never been hugged like that before.

    Take that society.

    Then they asked you to please leave the preschool.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Then they asked you to please leave the preschool.

    "Sir i'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises."

    Okay
  3. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Sophie "Sir i'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises."

    Okay

  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ima problem with a problem but if someone got a problem its no problem

    I miss natalia Kills she really fell off. I think its because she got bangs

    Im in the DmV rn registering a 4th business Im going to try to turn into a massive tax scam. Its taking forever tho and I have to go to Juma so this better happen quickly
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Ima problem with a problem but if someone got a problem its no problem

    I miss natalia Kills she really fell off. I think its because she got bangs

    Im in the DmV rn registering a 4th business Im going to try to turn into a massive tax scam. Its taking forever tho and I have to go to Juma so this better happen quickly

    Shut up faggot
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    i ate so many jamaican beef patties this has to be a record
  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Cool Ghost. I used to get boxes of 24 all the time...for years. Sometimes get 3 or 4 boxes at a time and would go so quick. So unreal. Than President's Choice and few others came up with chicken bites and various sauces and they replaced the patties. I loved them so much@patties but less heart burn with the chicken bites/sauce and rice I would heat up.

    If my stomach, heart could handle the patties I would go back to them without any thinking. Its just easier when I am drunk on the bites, sauce, and rice.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ughhhhhhhhh I'm so tired. This leg thing needs to fuck off.
  11. Originally posted by CASPER Ughhhhhhhhh I'm so tired. This leg thing needs to fuck off.

    Leg thing? Are you talking about your dick?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    da leg itches
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice Leg thing? Are you talking about your dick?

    gonna cut the useless fucker off

    fr tho either being fat finally caught up with me or the withhdrawals are amplifying some shit bc the pain in my hip is unreal. it starts right below my hip bone and radiates back to my butt and all the way down one leg. its so hard to get comfortable and sleep
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER gonna cut the useless fucker off

    fr tho either being fat finally caught up with me or the withhdrawals are amplifying some shit bc the pain in my hip is unreal. it starts right below my hip bone and radiates back to my butt and all the way down one leg. its so hard to get comfortable and sleep

    Sounds like withdrawal to me. Take some ibuprofen and go for a soak in the tub. Do you even own a tub, bro?
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    my mom owns the tub, but im too tall for it. Maybe i am tapering too fast. Areddit post mentioned microdosing methadone, so i might try that since ihave like 40 or 50 u rinsed bottles on the floor
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER my mom owns the tub, but im too tall for it. Maybe i am tapering too fast. Areddit post mentioned microdosing methadone, so i might try that since ihave like 40 or 50 u rinsed bottles on the floor

    Would you like me to point out how '50 unrinsed bottles' sounds like '50 unrinsed cottons'? Not judging, i've run the numbers and did the measuring with my chemistry set. I usually manage to extract 200mcg to 275ish mcg of Fent from 4 of my empty bottles. But it sounds a little like junkie mentality, i should know.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yeah no i caught that. But the guy was saying even 1/20th your normal dose can quell withdrawals insome cases. It definitely seems to have helped.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER yeah no i caught that. But the guy was saying even 1/20th your normal dose can quell withdrawals insome cases. It definitely seems to have helped.

    Cool. I'm glad it did.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to send me back to prison. Ive been out a year now and its been a little rocky lately
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to send me back to prison. Ive been out a year now and its been a little rocky lately

    More like you're a faggot with no marketable skills aside from petty criminality

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