To me that would not defeat the purpose. To me the purpose is to enjoy the concept of licking an asshole without it literally tasting like feces. With all due respect that is absolutely disgusting.
Thank you.
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2020-02-22 at 11:23 PM UTC
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rate this gay porn
It's like the shadow of the drunk dad standing in the doorway at night getting ready to sexually abuse his daughter.
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Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Please, PLEASE do it.
Thank you.
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Immediately make a scene and attract as much attention to us as possible, then as a crowd gathers I'd start pissing on the clothes as well.
Welcome to the Piss Show ladies and gents! Come one come AAAALLLLL!! HA-HAY!!
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I remember sploo comparing the taste of 4loko to perfume and he wasn't wrong.
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2020-02-21 at 1:33 PM UTC
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Live laugh love here is a cute picture of trees from my balcony .
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Originally posted by WellHung
Shut the fuck up.
B...but it's like your dream.
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2020-02-21 at 4:18 PM UTC
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02/20/2020
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Or 10/10/1010.
Or 12/12/1212
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2020-02-21 at 4:18 PM UTC
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02/20/2020
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
a slapped a guy a few months back for doing that to his dog
Close your fist next time
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2020-02-21 at 2:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
We say chit , fuq and bish .. that’s how we do it .. if we use the real words .. ohhh look out buddies because we mean business then lol
Like in real life? How does the pronunciation between fuq and fuck go?
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Originally posted by Dregs
Not much to update. Getting drunk. Although the inner disappointment, rage shit like that is all good right now. Don't feel like BOOMING on anything or anyone. Even most of yesterday. So much calmer and relaxed. Not sure when or I will give it up in baby steps right now. Had myself convinced for a few days I would but honestly just gonna go down the only road I've ever known. I'll probably pay for this choice sooner or later but thats life good and bad decisions. Still there ain't no right or wrong to this shit. Maybe I wasn't meant or maybe I shouldn't care about quiting.
I think though once my rent goes up at the end of April I will honestly give it more serious consideration as I won't be able to afford the amount of booze as I do now. Maybe. Maybe drink myself to death on my 44th in November. Fitting day.
You can just be like Bill Krozby and post every other day saying "I've been cutting back with the drinking" and then keep saying that for years and years "yeah I've been cutting back on the drinking" . Like take two less sips of your 20th beer and you're not lying.
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This place sucks. Nothing of value will have been lost when I leave I'm just letting you know. Every thread is the same 4 people arguing. Fuck this. Bye forever.
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Thread is full of republibtards I mean have you ever just owned a yo yo and learned tricks with it and had a good time ???
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Originally posted by Fox
I did when I was like 7.
I also enjoyed taking a slinky to a really high set of stairs
It's still a good time.
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2020-02-17 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
Have gone over ten years without brushing my teeth at times, never needed whitening strips.
What? "At times?" We all dont brush our teeth at times. Like most of the time, in fact.
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Originally posted by Technologist
IDK?
How many have you seen?
None. Now answer my question that you responded to with two questions.
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What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?
Work day
*wake up at 8:30
*turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli
*turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like
*turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold
*say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss
*fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication
*grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom
*set my phone outside the door and shower
*brush my teeth and comb my hair
*stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair
*look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day
*smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat
*go to work
*work
*get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store
*get home
*fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker
*eat my daily meal of whatever
*pass out and do it again
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ACQUITTED FOREVER
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I care. I just watch what they say anymore and know the opposite is true.
You're smart for that reason.
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