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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I measured my doorway and took pics they turned out really nice lolz

    Larry . :)

    Stop being a dorkus. Post your pic. Let's goooooo
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Balls don't need rest.

    Mine do.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I was too high to realize you’re talking about DTE because I was lowkey talking about something with corona lmao

    Absolutely she better be your main ! lol

    April 1st. ....
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol 32% is he a scientist?

    Bro I'm coming over I have this weed it is specifically 32 percentage THC.

    Well what are the other 68%s ?

    Idk I'm high pour me another bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine being afraid of black people.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by snab_snib niggers are far, far more pedophilic and perverted than whites.

    in fact, in every way, niggers are inferior. even animals are less retarded. niggers are truly some kind of twisted joke from an evil god.

    there is nothing that niggers are better at. than anyone else. they are on the bottom.

    Ok nigger
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't know spectral resorted to ethnicity insults.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And if you're not a homophobic pussy ass bitch you can politely ask the guy next to you to support your balls while you evacuate yourself.

    You can also just use your non pissing hand as your own ball rest.

    There are plenty of sanitary solutions.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    DETACHABLE PEANIS
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I pity the FOOL who doesn't bring his own attachable ball rest with him everywhere he goes.

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If he proposes frying your motherboard, I think you know what it means.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No thanks for my receipt? That shepherds pie was a bargain, reduced from 6.99

    Like my old mom used to say.

    Red sky at night, shepherds delight
    Red sky at morning, shepherds warning
    Potato and meat, shepherds pie.

    No. I thanks when I laugh. You get plenty of mine.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That is the first time I ever had to look back at a post and edit the word 'take' to 'rape'.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I was a dad and I had a daughter that moonwalked away from me I would first ask her what the fuck how are you doing that and where did you learn it from? If she said "I learned it from mom" I'd be intrigued considering I killed her mom 1.5 days after mom birthed her.

    Then of course I would rape my moonwalking daughter over and over and ask her "well why arent you just moonwalking away from me?"

    Then I would take a picture of the moon put it onto a big pyshcedimic (sic) tapestry and put it all her bedroom walls.

    Jk about the whole daughter rape.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung So you folks don't like my sexy, chiseled 42 year-old dad- bod? 🤨

    It's not bad tbh. Ive seen a lot of nude 42 year old men and you are definitely up there on the good body scale. :)
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I could have a threesome with mash and squirrel
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well in fairness, that's where the respect comes from. If he DIDNT post his flawed self then it would be a big time bitch move to make fun of others. Gotta be able to take it if you can dish it.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stand By Me
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