He survived on a deserted island for 4 years, safely landed an airplane on the Hudson river and avoided being killed by African pirates. I'm sure he'll be just fine.
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I've never masturbated . Lol sounds weird. How does it work ? I was wondering if that future man was from Florida. He sounds like he was 15 7 years ago.
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I am in charge of the lower pants parts. Like the knee down. I make them. So basically every time you are wearing pants, I made half of them. Think of me.
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So speaking of self control. Here I got 6 beers in me and decided to go MY BAR. the bowler. The one where I get in fights and also dont and know everyone.
I swore I wasnt gonna go there and then I did. Fine. I said. "Fine. Just go and play a shoe of blackjack and leave." That never happens.
Long story short in walked in and saw Tim the Faggot (that's his real name) and said hi. We hugged and exchanged pleasantries and I said I'm gonna go check out the gambling end of the barn.
I scooted down there amidst the throngs of faggot college kids and saw Michelle and told her to charge my phone and give me a Morgan coke. That happened.
I said hi to Dave and Jameson two regulars that I know. I went to the BJ table and played alone for 3 hands and lost ten dollars right quick.
Then two literal rich homosexuals came and sat on either side of me and just laughed and made a bunch of cringy blackjack comments while i sat there deadpan ignoring them and looking straight ahead while i played my 3 dollar hands and they played their 25 dollar hands.
I won every hand lol and they lost most of theirs. I didnt acknowledge them even once because it was all disgusting to me. Vicki was the dealer who love but I told her I'm leaving and she said "no you cant go!" because she wanted me there but I said nah fuck this I'm not feeling it and I'm not playing at a table with two fags.
So I went and cashed out with the girl who's son is named Garrett with two ts and I said thanks . I'm GARRET with one T. She knows that. It's a little joke between us. I tipped her a dollar and then went back up to see Michelle at the bar to ask for my phone and charger back and of course the native American girl that usually has ten native friends with her than always stir up shit with me was right there. I just smiled at her and she smiled back. Michelle gave me my charger and I saw Dave and fist bumped him and left.
The end.
I'm home now again. Fuck that place. Boring and obnoxious. I won 2 dollars total I guess .
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This is literally how I dance. Minus the being sexy. And sometimes I trip over my own feet and splash part of my drink on the dance floor. But nobody gives a fuck :) we just dancing.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Yes..I love stuff like that ..The 90s was the best era..thank you :)
You should get the one with that little chain of blue diamonds that bounces off the edges and you wait with anticipation until it finally goes to the corner and bounces directly backwards and then everyone cheers and high fives.
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
i’ve been smoking straight gas!
about to be quarantined like a muh fucka. also about to be experiencing some unrequited lovesickness but i still beat and watched it bounce up & down in the mirror.
How a negro doesn't die.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ohh ok.. Then if you’re sober then .. Fuq you :)
Hey don't take it personally. I addressed to it EVERYONE. I even read it. And I said by week's end, so going into work tonight is fine. Just take care of it this weekend. Thank you. 😊
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