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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian At last, a stoner with valid points.

    I can relate to the last part cause as someone who did smoke it everyday I did become irritable. I was narky in the mornings and was someone who often said they could quit when they wanted to. All my retard soner friends would deny they had any problems. It's as if heavy stoners get really offended by anyone slating the herb or what it's done to them mentally.

    There are so many potheads like this. I've worked with or just in general know hundreds of them.

    And the thing is, I'm not even bashing them right now I'm just pointing out an observation. I mean fuck I've used smokes, weed, and booze in some combo almost every day for a long time, but I'm not lying to myself by saying I could easily quit whenever i want. In all reality, I DO want to quit, but its really fucking hard for me and I can easily admit it.

    I was sober for almost 3 years but it stemmed for incarceration and court-ordered treatment with the threat of going back to prison if I fucked up. That's a helpful incentive.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Idk, I’ve been pretty much a daily pot smoker for 34 years, and I haven’t wanted to quit. But, I did quit for over a year for my husband, remember that story? So I can quit when I want to😁

    It's just a classic stoner line. The truth is, shit loads of smokers get really irritable and just outright uncomfortable when they're not able to get high as part of their daily routine. Obviously there are exceptions, it's just amusing to me when people who almost literally stay high every waking moment say that they could easily quit at anytime.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My favorite line:

    "I could totally quit smoking weed anytime I want to, but why would I ever want to?"

    Like... yeah, ok buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ot

    I am currently having a toke and some wine about to see what my next solo will be…. ❤️😇

    *goes to dressing room*

    Louis, my water please thank you

    *cat looks at me confused af*

    Sometimes I want to make fun of you for being so childish but other times it's so endearing and adorable. I'm gonna get on this singing app too.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am a big man
    (Yes I am)
    And I have a big gun
    Got me a big old dick and I
    I like to have fun
    Held against your forehead
    I'll make you suck it
    Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
    You know just for the fuck of it
    I can reduce you if I want
    I can devour
    I'm hard as fucking steel and I've got the power
    I'm every inch a man and I'll show you somehow
    Me and my fucking gun
    I never can stop me now

    Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
    I'm going to come all over you
    Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
    I'm going to come all over you
    Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
    I'm going to come all over you
    Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
    I'm going to come all over you

    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
    Me and my fucking gun
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Well you got plenty of time to clean it.

    What do you think I meant when I said "I GUESS I DONT HAVE AN EXCUSE NOT TO CLEAN MY APARTMENT NOW"?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thatd be it.

    Joerell. Who I thought was a girl the entire time
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of basements , my step dad is finally fixing our downstairs bathroom that was a part of my bedroom all my years growing up. There is a hole in the wall I punched when I was mad once as a teenager, as well as a little skull and crossbones I drew on the wall when in was 10, as well as the window well that my dad literally had to put screws in to make it shut from the inside so I couldn't sneak out anymore.

    All the memories, gone :(
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bumble still is 16 years old.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung When were u?

    Never. This is God's big happy planet. As long as you are alive, you're in His home, regardless of where you rest your head at night.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I say the complete opposite of whatever has been said.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clean water though I bet…LUXURY!!! try bathing in your dad's dick cheese water and using soap with his pubes stuck all over it.

    I dont have to imagine.

    *cry cry cry*
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It is my money and I want it NOW.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Semiazas I never picked on ice but I've seen plenty who do.

    The fact that you just casually refer to picking scabs as "picked' , makes me wonder how much PICKING you have actually done.

    "I never picked on ice." What a hardcore methy thing to even say.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Who said i was angry? Why do all females make stupid assumptions based on how they interpret a sentence?

    That was stupid. Why do all males make stupid comments?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh ok I found it.

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    Man Charged for Making Claims He Had Coronavirus on BusA Vermont man accused of prompting an evacuation on a public bus after making claims of having the coronavirus has been arrested.

    By Associated Press, Wire Service Content March 17, 2020

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    LEBANON, N.H. (AP) — A Vermont man accused of prompting an evacuation Tuesday on a public bus after making claims of having the coronavirus was arrested.

    David Ladeau, 65, was charged with creating a false public alarm and disorderly conduction in New Hampshire, WPTZ reported.

    Lebanon police said the Hartford resident was telling bus riders he "was infected with coronavirus" Tuesday. His statements caused a number of people to call the police, according to his arrest warrant.

    Riders were evacuated shortly after but the bus company said Ladeau refused to get off. It is unclear if Ladeau has actually tested positive for the virus.

    “He created a situation where, you know, people were extremely upset and fearful, causing a bus service to stop and be delayed for people to evacuate," police chief Richard Mello said.

    A woman who picked up the phone at a number listed for Ladeau said he wasn't home and she didn't know when he would return.

    As of Tuesday, more than 25 people in the state have tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus.

    For most people, the coronavirus results in only mild or moderate symptoms, such as fever and cough. For some, especially older adults and people with existing health problems, it can cause more severe illness, including pneumonia, or death. The vast majority of people recover.

    Gov. Chris Sununu issued several executive orders Tuesday, a day after he banned both large public gatherings and dine-in service restaurants. The latter decision was made in part to prevent St. Patrick’s Day revelers from flooding into the state from Massachusetts, which enacted similar restrictions over the weekend, Sununu said.

    Ladeau was released on bail and is scheduled to appear in a Lebanon District Court in July.

    Copyright 2020 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Both of you have like 3 tricks. God. Change it up every now and then
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's cos OPs dislike of Trump comes from a racial point of view.

    The picture doesn't lie.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein That nigga crazy as hell .. take responsibility for actions of an entire race ..


    Niggas who been to jail calling people criminals..hilarity online is awesome lol

    Nigga tell me a jail story .. I have not a one

    I have a lot of jail stories . Way better than the 8900 threads that wario has somehow made. Can you imagine being that fuxking retarded? I can literally post one prison story that is objectively 10x more intriguing than all of his entire 'postography'.
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