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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr ^ Is that you, Vinny? cuz that "tip" looks oddly familiar. j/s

    Yeah that's him. His fetish is being strung upside down by the tip of his cock.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo why is there no pizza place called "you wanna pizza me?"

    Because that's retarded.

    Why dont I open a store called "I'm a retarded person and I sell gloves and hats here?"
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I was thinking Stand By Me, except the retarded kid gets cornered in the junkyard

    Chopper, sick balls
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle


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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What I dont like is when drugs arent immediate. I need instant satisfaction. I don't even know why I like beer since I need at least 6 to even start feeling buzzed happy. Kinda.

    But like I said I just chute a phent and it didnt immediately make me stimmy so I did another one ans that didnt do the trick other so I'm gonna do another one. What if I should die?

    "Being dead has to be so peaceful"

    Sometimes I think about that like when we die, if we just really die and that's it, like how we were before 2e were born. It kinda makes me sad. Like you live your whole life and care about people and in the end it doesn't even mattweeeeweerr.

    Ya know? The concept of getting to know and love people and then you die and never know them again. Or what if we all have lived a bunch of lives and had a bunch of moms and dads and friends before but we dont know. So sad. That is hell.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER

    cigars and fried chicken




    trimming my own hair and not having it look as bad as i thought it would. I dont plan to clean the mirror, no.

    Goddamn you're handsome sometimes. Is that a bottle of tobasco sauce as well? Fuck me.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Inb4 you were the farmer
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why are most embarrassing moments from school years? Bevause people. So many people.

    One time, I was partying with a bunch of people and this girl was like hey wanna come fick me and I said yes

    And we got to the room and there were 4 other girls just sleeping in there and the girl that asked me to come there is like, it's fine, so , we pushed the other girls off the bed and started fucking and the other girls woke up and slowly kinda crawled onto the bed because they saw us fucking and they were intrigued

    So then it was me and 5 girls and they all were reaching at my cock like zombies and asking for their turn and I'm like hang kn jeez one at a time ladies

    And then i took a big dump on the bed and three of the girls left but two of them stayed and told me that was their fetish

    So the two girls literally started eating my poop and I was so turned on that they would do that that I pooped more and as it turns out they weren't doing it at all and I was actually in the middle of a really bad acid trip
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember when my first girl had her first babby of mine. It was a water birth ? Thing? Like where she was in a bathtub full of water and she gave birth tonthe kid and then we just looked each other in the eyes and held the kid under the water until it drowned to death.

    Dont pour thr babby out with the bath water, I said. We laughed a bunch.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby where do you live that tacos don't look like that? lol

    What? She said it looks like a street taco which is exactly what it looks like. Whachyu talking booooout?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT My Nigga, whats up my man?

    Not shit brah. Bought to go for a walk. You?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That doesn't look like a new kayak to me
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop.

    Drop.

    Shut em down open up shop.

    Ho-oooo

    No-oooo

    That's a ruff Ryder's ro-oolle
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love dorky sex.

    Ya know, the type where you fuck in the nerdiest mathematical position possible and tell one another laffy taffy jokes the whole time
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein No, I haven’t…. I’ll hold my assessment…

    Fresh off the cut. Released literally 6 minutes ago:

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs mine eyes seen the succubus and its her above me

    i will drunk always but hers forever

     My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo
    We have washed ourselves in nigger's blood and all the mongrels too
    We're taking down the ZOG machine, jedi by jedi by jedi
    The white man marches on! ~ white supremacist lyrics for "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein AzzyLand is hands down .. the hottest YouTuber…

    You obviously haven't been watching roshambo's videos.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I think you’re mixing me up with the lady you’re arguing with erek.. I never said I had a YAK …

    I kayak.. but I rent them for $11 an hour at the state park lol

    Just buy one, bro. My dad liked kayaking too. He had a bright orange one and would just go to the river here and do his thing. I was always scared that he'd tip upside down and get stuck and drown.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL!!!!!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    :)

    That's my dad's name. 😊
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