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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I compile his posts. I'm making a book out of them with so far 82 chapters. Every chapter is titled the same and reads the same. Its groundbreaking and revolutionary. A new style that even Anne Frank Spitz couldn't wrap her big buck antlered head around.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Somebody pulled their big boy pants up too soon.

    Dont watch this. Why did I just find this? :( :)

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That seems like a lot of BAG.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Where did you hear this? Serious question.

    THE SKREETS

    confirmed by The Irishman

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Nice deflection. "Oh you don't have all the answers, therefore there is no problem".

    How about we admit the problem is real first?

    What? By asking for your solution I was admitting your posed problem. No deflection at all. You dont have to be instantly defensive.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof Just like in South Africa?

    I dont know.

    So I guess are you saying that since whites are killed disproportionately more by blacks, that a white on black crime is 'more justified' simply due to that fact? We can keep race in this. I dont care. Lol
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're really making a mount kilimanjaro out of a hill built by a mole. You're just gonna be a day older than before. It's no thang, nigga.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs don't be angry and don't yell at my lover Casper. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SON?

    I light a candle and place it up on the mantle; grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mmmm

    I sit down at my coffee table. Pot of tomato soup on the stove. Futureman knocks on the door.

    "Heybubba, thought you'd never show up!"

    Future walks in.

    "Grab a seat man."

    I being a bowl of tomato soup out to the table. One bowl for futureman and one for myself.

    "Hi."

    I get a deck of cards out.

    *sips soup*

    "Maaan, nothing is better than just sipping on some tomato soup and just sitting here huh?"

    *awkward silence*

    "So anyways future I was wondering if you wanna have sex ?"

    "Ha text me later you're funny."

    What? I say. Future I'm serious. You can be serious sometimes too, not everything is a joke. Why not fuck me?

    Future dashes out of the room, his soup bowl still full, the fucking grilled cheese sandwich I was making for him not even grilled yet.

    I cry.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Can’t see very good but it looks like that would be fun.

    Nigga you could have a ball of string in front of you and have fun for years.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra fuck I can't remember who it was now, maybe weedsmoker or megakush or someone, but it was the funniest shit I remember seeing on there

    FARGO'S REVENGE
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you've committed a sin or broken a man-made law you have no credibility regarding anything, ever.

    When I was 4 I stole a comb from the hairstylist store and instantly fucked my reputation for life.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Reaching range, maybe. Anything else and i think any normal person is just gonna get behind something or run away. The point is, doing that turned it from murder to a very possible self defense scenario. Same as Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin. Whether they shouldve gone out there to confront someone is kinda irrelevant. They saw someone matching the description of an earlier theft doing sketchy shit. That person had stolen a 9mm handgun (havent confirmed this from multiple sources). Believing the man might be armed, they brought gun, and tried to stop the man. Man fights younger dude for the shotgun, gets shot in the hand. Continues fighting and is shot again in the struggle. Continues fighting and (i believe) McDaniel finally gets co trol of the gun and shoots him once in the chest, ending the fight.

    I mean I understand but how can we decide "a normal person at that range of having a gun pointed at them would run away?" That seems just as stupid, as though you're gonna somehow run away from a bullet. Both seem like spur of the moment instinct shit- fight or flight.

    And I mean this isn't even a police type scenario where it's a dude getting drawn on by actual law enforcement, it's just a dude who sees dudes in a truck coming at him with a gun. You wanna be the judge and jury to say "oh well yes he clearly should've ran away and since he instead lunged at the gun he was the real threat and not the guy confronting him with the gun in the first place"?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It wasnt part of my unemployment. It was part of the new stimulus package. It was actually $20,000 I forgot to put the extra zero.

    I'm getting another one next month for $200,000 and then finally one more for 2 million. I guess maybe you'll cowards just dont qualify!!
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Clerk: Heres your coffee sir

    Scron: please and thank you in public

    Clerk: what?

    Scron: please and thank you in public

    Clerk: I dont understand

    Scron: please and thank you in public

    Clerk: alright, PSYCHO
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm so used to being buzzed on something when I post that I just realized I am in fact at this moment stone sober.

    Ishy!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat imagine if it was in usa like it is in Poland where no one gets absolutely anything. what would you do?

    Nothing.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I've still seen no proof that Wariat is in fact Lata. I mean I want to believe, because he's fucking annoying.

    Wario posted a video the other day that had footage of him in it. His face is the same face related to these charges and that mugshot. Its him. 100%
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah for sure different states definitely have different guidelines. I think around here if you did that the worse you would get charged with is criminal trespassing.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk These kids do a badass Tool cover too

    In my shadoooooow-ah

    Indeed. Listened to that many a time in tinychat. They also do Tool's 'sober'.
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