2019-12-06 at 6:49 AM UTC
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I am moving.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Your response was delivered with expediency.
That's easy to see.
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Originally posted by stl1
I've been trimming my hair in the front and started getting a mullet so last weekend I got out my Wahl and buzzed myself with the highest shield, certainly not a #2. Haven't noticed any snickering yet although I don't have eyes in the back of my head. If I did, I'd have a better do.
Cool story gramps, please tell it again.
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2020-05-27 at 1:19 PM UTC
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Alcohol Black outs
I brown out almost every time I drink.
It's a curious thing.
Some like to think well if you're brown/blackout drunk that you dont know what you're doing, but that's not the case. You DO know what you're doing, you just dont really remember it LATER. but you remember it at the time.
It's like being a baby. None of us remember being a baby so I guess we could say that baby's are always blacked out.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "baby"!
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2020-02-13 at 5:52 PM UTC
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Shoplifting
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Long stories of mine shortened into short stories:
One time I approached and pet a wild deer and shortly after shadow boxed my dad into a pot of boiling water on my stomach and I practically died.
One time we were playing in cement tubes and eventually used 'isnt this the short cut to dairy queen' as our excuse when we got caught after a relatively short pursuit from the cops who were chasing us from a suspected criminal mischief report, or something.
One time I stayed in a random apt garage for 52 hours with my friend Jenny.
One time I sort of popped my pants at this bar called Sportman's. I lived a block away so I was able to run home. But i didnt have keys so i had to break the door.
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2020-01-15 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Is Mal fuckable?
What's the imaginary kid's name?
I like imaginary people. I grew up with a great imaginary buddy of mine, JACK. he would challenge me to things like drinking a full cup of water in under a certain amount of gulps, and he would always be there when I was playing sports to root me on. Oh Jack. I guess he must have found a different kid to brighten their childhood.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
It's the commie/fascist way: mind control.
It's not even mind control. Its mind control if you show polls with yes and no options and have them preloaded with a bunch of yeses or nos.
A poll that just asks a question with just three stupid choices is just, stupid.
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It's not fair to not have both a yes and no option. Rigged polls?? I thought we were better than this!
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Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist
i dont know if that changed or not but when i was in once someone left the military they werent a rank…they were a GS-(something) rated…which is what appeared on their access badges. if their picture was on an ID with a military rank they had to have a military uniform on as per geneva requirements.
having military rank on civilian ID sounds hinky based on what i know about int'l military law
The military taught you to run from niggers, as they're superior to you. You followed suit like a good boy. I hope they gave you a treat.
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Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist
and the metal capacity to match.
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It's pretty obvious the initial threat was 2 men, 1 with a visible weapon, stalking and aggressively confronting dude.
If that hadn't happened, none of this would have happened.
If it needs to be a race thing I think it's fair to say if the colors were reversed, the white man may have very well lunged toward the armed black man too.
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Lol
YAW WVRTT IU FIRMLK SWTARL GTRE?K??
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Originally posted by CASPER
No. They werent even pointing gunsmthey were just holding them. Which is fucking sketchy and would make me fuck iff the other direction, not punch one of them.
Common street knowledge dictates that you run away from someone attacking/confronting you with a knife, not a gun. You cannot run from a gun
Knife- run
Gun- lunge toward attacker/confronter
I wonder what they were saying to him right prior to the altercation. I'm curious if it was like "hey sir sorry to bother you we just have a quick question for ya" or "hey motherfucker! Fucking STOP. I will fucking KILL YOU. FUCKING GODDAMN NIGGER THIEF!!"
I'm guessing it was somewhere in between that but, I'm guessing.
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2020-05-23 at 3:12 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
*takes drag*
*scrolls*
*sensibly chuckles*
*takes drag*
*spits on ground*
*scrolls*
*glances at nearby traffic*
*takes drag*
*wonders how many dandelions are in this field*
*spits*
*takes drag*
*looks skeptically at sky*
*flicks cig cherry and disposes of cigarette in appropriate receptacle
*sighs*
*walks back into work
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
best scenario, absolutely, but It would be even better to get many ideas from others and come to a smart decision that will be more effective, as you might have 500 years of experience given to you from 50 people, and there might be some pretty good answers in the lot….
and by the way you work with words, sculpting them to your likeness, makes you a smart, eloquent, even devious entity at times, and one to be, to many folks, reckoned with, and you've learned to do it quietly, always cool to the touch of other's minds, and much goes right over some of the heads on here, so you might not need as much wisdom as others to get to where you need to be on the path that you've chosen to journey on.
You might not need any at all. Who are any of us to say that you're not "all knowing"…. We don't, we can't. That's your call.
You are talented with words. only wisdom can tell you otherwise, and it's only for you to know.
My stand is: I know less than nothing, and I'm worth less than nothing. This I know. It's the only thing that is absolutely certain.
Kind words. I like them. A rare compliment can go a long way. Your words have an eloquence just the same, FATTY.
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That's ok. You have until the beginning of September to think of your plans
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Not a penis it definitely wasnt a penis
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Male or female features?
Hiki or the blow up doll?
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