Originally posted by Daddyissues
D'awwww its Chootie's little cousin. 💓
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Which one?
I'm not even kidding, I have met most of my women at the liquor store…
Idk I guess the last one I remember you talking about a few months ago or something. Like you said she was new and she gave you her card or something lmao.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Holy shit… you're the real deal.
Show more, plz?
Jesus man. You're the young stl. Omg just show a hint of one nipple maybe. Itll change my life!
Are you banging the girl from the liquor store yet or what?
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2020-05-09 at 2:22 AM UTC
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Who does Paige like more?
Originally posted by POLECAT
its fucking snowing again
Fun times. North Dakota doesn't like to go a year without also throwing out some extremely last minute snows as well. On the forecast for tomorrow when I was literally basking in the sun with shorts and t-shirt today.
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Originally posted by Grylls
Hit the Go button on the right, then it should come up with a random nickname, if you play around with it eventually you'll get it
Well yeah it's not complicated to "get into to" it took me 5 seconds. It's just dumb looking. All of it. No appeal that would draw me to CHAT there instead of just posting here.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
You're just jealous because Oct pulls hot American bitches like birds pull worms.
Against their will?
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2020-05-07 at 3:07 PM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Octavian
Sabrina!
Fuck that eye.
Shit I forgot all about that show. Shes always been Clarissa to me.
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Originally posted by Stopffs
You’re a real man MMQ! Hey do you do your walking indoors on one of those machines .. I keep forgetting the damn name 🤬
A treadmill? Lol. No.
My indoor walking consists of me pacing from my bedroom to my kitchen to my living room, repeatedly.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "treadmill"!
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2020-05-07 at 2:24 PM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
A Lazy eye on a chick is really off putting…almost as bad as a limp.
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2020-05-07 at 12:49 PM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Technologist
This is why.
That’s why. He calls him a fag for squinting his eyes, sounds like he thinks it’s sexy.
So being a fag = being sexy?
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Originally posted by blaster master
Mine was Otto. We weren't allowed to be Adolf.
Otto is a good fit for you. I'm gonna call you Otto on occasion from here on.
Thank you.
:)
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Nonono I enjoy milk its the combo of sardines and milk..
Oh my god I wanna open mouth kiss you right now so badly.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Good, go. Byebye
I slip my middle finger inside your MOIST HOLE. It is easier than expected. Suddenly my entire fist is inside of you, yet nothing is touching my skin. In a panic I shove harder, elbow deep, shoulder deep, yet notice nothing. I have climbed my entire body inside your vagina but yet I still feel as though I'm out in the open. What is going on here, I ask, only to hear a never ending echo? Is this hell??
:)
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2020-05-07 at 11:48 AM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Netflxchillr
how do i know this? I don't see a name on it anywhere.
*i think some manscape is in order & Besides, you're too much too young to be having grey hairs down there, Mr. Mmq.
Oopsy daisy I posted the wrong penis. That's actually my dead dad's pean.
Sick fuck.
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What puts you in a good mood
Originally posted by Technologist
Who is that one actor that looks like a perpetual stoner? He was in some stoner movie.🤷♀️
"Who was that one actor with the hair? He was in that movie with the black guy? Super famous? He had a face."
Tee hee but I'm like 99% sure you're talking about Jim Breuer and the movie you're thinking about is Half Baked.
Amirite?
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Clifford the Big Red Dog Bitch
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Originally posted by G
I have a special folder for miscreant web weirdos on my "trap lap top" lol.
I hope you have a picture of me in there somewhere.😊
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2020-05-07 at 9:28 AM UTC
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What puts you in a good mood
Have you ever made chicken in a pot and then filled the pot with water and let is sit there for 6 months looking at it every day while it grows all these weird cultures and smells funny me either
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