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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I got work to hook me up with the pay they was suppose to pay me in the first place :)
    Its like $160.
    one time payment.

    Tell your retard slave slaynk to never interrupt our chatroom ever again. I'm embarrassed to have even had to listen to him for 2 seconds. Stick to his own. No idea why RJ likes him, RJ is infinitely more coherent and more enjoyable to hang out with in a drunken video chat setting.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Sounds like a gay self imposed restriction, meant to generate a success criteria for you to fulfil.

    It was a how I remind myself of who I really am. I have at least 50 posts I've made here of shit I should be embarrassed of, whether selfies or nudes or vocaroo or just otherwise generally high level cringe that I've done at times when I wouldn't have otherwise, and left them all out there for anyone to use against me at anytime


    Who I really am.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I should ramble about using the party line growing up in Chicago.. but those are some of the most epic tales known to man…

    It started out as a phone line my cousins and I called to play on then we got older in our teens and actually started meeting people on the thing ..mostly just Chilln but some times Crazy things happened ..

    I don’t think I can share all the stories..but I can share some ..

    But see people are so judgmental they’ll question my choices when I tell the stories of people I met and situations I was in..but I was young! And very naive lol

    It was the golden age of cordless phones and meeting people in your area..

    The party line…. I lowkey wonder if it still exists but I’d never meet anyone off there again..


    I read a story about twins on here earlier.. I met twins once.. through the party line..

    But it was a week apart and by accident it coincidence and one of them Monica Lewinskyd my dress when we were kissing ..

    I didn’t do anything but smoke with the other one because we discovered I had already met his brother the week before..

    I thought he looked familiar but it was night when we met ..they both had a distinctive mole on their face but one had one on the left and the other on the right…

    Met a guy in a wheelchair but he didn’t say he was in a wheelchair and he wouldn’t take me home and I was too scared to call my dad to come get me and he kept asking to eat me out all night and had porn on and I was way on the east side

    … I might edit all this chit out lmao
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Semiazas I am. No dope, smoking crack every week or so. A shot less often.

    Good for you.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont ever edit . Be real.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll give you just this one. I used to sing this in the Christian choir I also directed. You're welcome.

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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re being facetious….. lol

    I'm not. Honestly. Tattooes? I mean I get it. Sure. You can like tattoees but that's kinda lame. Like why ? Do you like certain ones or just the fact that a man has them? What if I had a bunch of tattoos all over my body that said "FUTUREMAN4:20" ?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shcrodgingers cat solved

    *posts wariat nonce horse
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol that hurts to watch. A proper whip feels like getting shot with a pellet gun.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok fine, the stench of hebephilia.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mood: *tokes*
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Any male, I should say.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell me which part of this I'm supposed to stop cringing.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not from the south and it doesn't give me any comfort

    You have to chug it in your basement. That's how it works.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Repeating the same words and phrases over and over again is a symptom of his severe autism

    https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-does-my-child-with-autism-repeat-words-and-phrases-260144

    I guess that makes wariat and candyrein our two token autists.

    *tokes*

    Just imagine star trek.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just realized police cant arrest you because of the social distancing guidelines so I'm gonna go do a bunch of rapes.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 What you up to today?

    Not too much thanks for asking. I made egg earlier thinking about making some new eggs now again. Miss your face. Love you.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Archer513 I felt 2 hours was an exceptionally long amount of time. Maybe 8 minutes for a full head of hair. It’s possible Matt was extremely high or he was using the wrong end of the trimmer?

    Probably both.
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