2020-05-29 at 5:58 AM UTC
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Omg a field of bunnies all small and fluffy giving each other mouth and whisker kisses as they prance leaving little rainbow tails behind them
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2020-05-29 at 5:44 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Wth @ victim of incests
Check my user title.
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2020-05-29 at 5:19 AM UTC
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Let's go. Let's go!!!
All the tokes candy rein my little sugar babby silly goose. I love you so much.
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2020-05-29 at 4:06 AM UTC
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Later
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I'm gonna shit all over the place because I dont care. Fuck you!!! Heres a bunch of SHIT. HAVE IT . STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE!!!!
NO.
YES.
NO
YES
I'm gonna poop into my pants and fold them up into a squishy pants diaper and send it to the salvation army for no reason.
I wish I was a candle.
I wish i was a boy.
I'm carving my face off later tonight if anyone wants to use it for toilet paper let me know I'll send it to you for free.
Egg egg egg egg sandwich and then just about it is a backstory to be sure you can be trusted with a busy diet and you are the wise of your jaw and the one who has to do with it and it is a backstory to 66th 6th birthday.
Thank you and god bless America fucking yes sir American fucking chery pie and hot cheetos bitch
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2020-05-29 at 2:48 AM UTC
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Kim Jong Un might be dead.
Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist
the fuck are you gibbering about, idiot
You don't understand his simple comment but HE'S the idiot? Wow you're an idiot just wow wow.
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2020-05-29 at 2:25 AM UTC
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A chicken walked into the room as I cracked the first egg open and spilled its contents onto the sizzling grill.
"What are you looking at??" I asked it. "Fuck off!"
"Bawk bawk bawk."
"Yeah I dont speak chicken, chicken. Just leave me alone."
"I'm a fucking chicken and you are cooking a baby version of me you asshole. Dont do that. At least not while I'm sitting here watching."
"Then fucking stop watching! I didn't fucking ask you to hobble in here and make me feel guilty for cooking an egg. Just go bother someone else or I'll fucking cook YOU. I HATE YOU!!"
"BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK"
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2020-05-29 at 2:19 AM UTC
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It was a dark, gloomy night.
The eggs were fresh and the grill was hot.
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2020-05-29 at 1:28 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m texting Future you stay wondering about him.. he can’t say the same :)
Tell him to text me and to check his texts also to text me later and tell him I have to text him about something but he needs to text me first so I know he got my texts about needing to text me later. I'd tell him myself but I haven't gotten a text back from him about my text I sent so I cant really text more yet until I know he texted me which he didnt but he will text me later when I text him later hopefully.
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2020-05-29 at 1:26 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Grylls
Even futurefaggot bailed, LOL
I wonder what he does when hes not posting here. Just sitting at home drawing notebooks full of stickmen and making eggs.
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2020-05-29 at 1:15 AM UTC
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Girl on the right looks like Sasha Grey
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2020-05-28 at 10 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Octavian
OK BABEZ
Once you make that omnlette, txt me to let me know you are going to txt me.
I just texted you and sent you a private message and emailed you and called you and talked to you and called again and left a voice message to let you know that I'm going to text you and send you a private message and email you and call you and talk to you and call you again to leave a voice message later. Text me when you get my messages so I know you got them I love you thank you egg
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2020-05-28 at 9:46 PM UTC
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Good evening Octavian. What are you up to tonight?
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2020-05-28 at 9:44 PM UTC
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Good afternoon Grylls. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-28 at 9:41 PM UTC
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Good afternoon futureman2030. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-28 at 9:41 PM UTC
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Good afternoon CandyRein. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-28 at 9:41 PM UTC
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Good afternoon MexicanMasterRace. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-28 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Good afternoon the man who put it in my hood. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-28 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Good afternoon Grylls. What are you up to today?
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2020-05-27 at 1:13 PM UTC
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hey british users
This must be a Gen Z thing. If there were cinnamon scented crayola in my era I would've most certainly huffed them.
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