2020-06-06 at 4:25 AM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL! I texted you!!!!
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Originally posted by CASPER
Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
To stick with the incarceration court theme that's the oldest adage in the books- hope for the best prepare for the worst
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2020-06-04 at 6:33 PM UTC
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grylls posts not adding up
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Gyrlls is that one guy there not laughing or clapping.
Were you playing call of duty earlier? You were in my lobby.
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I am really drunk in a weird way. I probably wont post here for another 5 days after now because I'll go back into my loser shell. Thank you. 👍 I do like emojis because they make me feel alive but also everyone hates them here and its gay to use them and so I wont use them as much as I want to but just know that I always want to put a random emoji after every word I wber post. ever. 😌
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I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
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2020-06-04 at 7:45 PM UTC
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Who does Futureman like more?
Potatoe Olarrys
Potatoes O'Larry
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2020-06-04 at 8:41 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Grylls
I just texted you both my Skype username
What time do you guys wanna group call?
It’s 21:39 here
I didnt get the text can you text me again? I'll be ready whenever you're ready lol. I fucking miss you so much.
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2020-05-29 at 1:53 AM UTC
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Who does Futureman like more?
Hes a good man hes a real man ge works hard he sweats from his eyebrow chopping lumber and making stew to provide for his family and he also finds time to gi to the education center and learn even more things very smart things about life and eggs and texting and just being a generally good person a good run of the mill salt of the earth man who has a house and an axe and a garden and he just, he.. he CARES. he is a difference maker he comes into your life and just makes it better
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
And the cost had that 80 billion not been spent on incarcerating killers, rapists, thieves etc?
Dont forget the marijuana users and the panhandlers!
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2020-06-04 at 5:59 PM UTC
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Ok you guys which one of you did it?? I love you so much!! A delivery man just showed up at my door with 8-dozen packages of eggs from a "secret admirer." Whoever sent that, I want to marry you. Wow! Omg wow!!
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2020-06-04 at 6:07 PM UTC
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little sporty
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs.
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2020-06-04 at 9:11 AM UTC
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I slept for 14 hours
Originally posted by POLECAT
i'm pretty sure I don't remember a god damn thing aboiut it tho, hence the rreaskin
I understand.
He works in some big ass field in Colorado. Industrial hemp farming. He was always a farmer and he grew up in Minnesota but now he has a new gig.
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This just in :
You died.
Nobody cared.
-associated press
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2020-06-04 at 4:51 AM UTC
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
no send it again 5j0508432098502
Oh that was the problem lol I thought it was 4j not 5j oops!
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As I've said before if I ever have a kid it's going to be strictly for the purpose of keeping it locked away in a dark room with it's only exposure to anything being when I come in there and give it food and water and do my experiments on it.
Today I learned theres a girl who already went through this for 13 years. Ole Genie Wiley. 13 years of nothing. And it turns out she wasnt necessarily retarded even though she was. She ended up being relatively normal, which means that she obviously didnt have enough bad things happen to her during her 13 years of isolation.
So I still plan on having an experiment baby but I'm going to focus on word association like how you train a dog to do tricks.
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Let's start a YouTube channel where we order pizzas and tell the person were gonna give them a million dollars and no its not a joke and we show them the money and give it to them and then we beat the shit out of them and take the money back and tell them it was just a youtube prank were just content creators calm down!
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2020-06-03 at 9:48 PM UTC
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I'm glad I bought that 5-million bulk paper package bundle from Dunder Mifflin. What a great investment.
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2020-06-04 at 2:34 AM UTC
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Lol that's pretty nice I like it. Lol
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2020-06-04 at 2:22 AM UTC
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Oh wait 5 LOL nvm
Lol.
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2018-08-18 at 12:21 AM UTC
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It's our anniversary
That's weird, my mom said she's she missing a bunch of her sex clowns.
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