2020-06-09 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I think this is pretty hawt
Octopussy?
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2020-06-09 at 8:01 PM UTC
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No stick your tongue in...er..on.. her clit and pinch her ear.
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2020-06-09 at 6:36 PM UTC
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Hi everyone since last time I said hi. I missed you. Lol all those different eggs look so yummy lol. You're fancy! Lol. Have a good afternoon.
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2020-06-08 at 11:37 PM UTC
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Theres this series on youtube from funnyordie that's called zach morris is trash and it's pretty funny , at least for me. It just does a 10 minute summary of every episode ever basically where zach is actually a piece of shit. I grew up liking the guy. Turns out hes not so good. But hey he was young and dumb.
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2020-06-08 at 8:59 PM UTC
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Yeah you Hmong.
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2020-06-08 at 8:35 PM UTC
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Swerves. Check yourself and stuff. Get in line. Swerves. Big silly. Get figured out ya thing.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Living with grandparents is probably worse…that means your mom didn't love you.
Ok?
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The living with mom not having a job insult seems to be floating around a lot lately. By floating I mean two particular people seem to say that toward people that both have jobs.
Am I in the clear? I dont live with mom and I have jarb. Me cool now?
No. The answer is no.
I'm a shittier person than the people that live with their moms so can we start to address this and change our insults accordingly?
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2020-06-08 at 8:47 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CASPER
plaigarist
*plegggarist
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That's how this works. Finally someone gets it
Pic of dic
Pic of spic
Rack of lamb
Sick of spam
Repeat x16
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About 2 months ago my microwave just stopped working and I sort of felt like it was the end of my life. But despite the fact that I had/have multiple offers for free microwaves or i could just go buy one, i haven't.
And I mean I consider myself a microwave type dude. Like if someone challenged me to not use a microwave for 2 months, I'd be like... uhh, I'll try, but I dont see how thars possible.
But it's been 2 months and I've been too lazy to get a new one or get the ones people offered me and a. That's how my brain works and its fucking weird and stupid and b. I realized apparently I dont need a microwave. I've done all my cooking in the stove or stove top or just whatever, cold sandwiches and stuff. I'm oddly surprised that I've made it this far without one. I'm PROUD.
But I did have a hankering for tobasco parm popcorn the other night and I got all excited and went to the store and bought the ingredients and got home and remembered I dont have a fucking microwave. That sucked. I really really wanted popcorn at that moment. I looked up if there was a way for me to make microwave popcorn some other way but there was none.
So. Yeah. :)
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Originally posted by Octavian
How funny was that pic? Can't believe she sent that.
Right?
Shhhh
I wont say anything.
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2020-06-08 at 7:54 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
She was at church praying for our sins. It took her a while.
😌
How long does it take to say "God, I pray for their sins."? That takes 2 seconds.
What does it mean to pray for our sins, anyway? Like asking god to forgive us? Because it definitely doesn't work like that.
lol
.LOL EGG
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Yes. Send your analysis to the office and I'll make sure the appropriate people get it so they know what to do going forward. Thank you and god bless.
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2020-06-06 at 7:48 PM UTC
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Grylls why aren't you responding to mytexts?
He didnt answer mine either I just sent him a letter to tell him to check. Lol. I just got your text. I miss you too. XO
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Then forgive me.
No
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Self inflicted, sharing all his PI and day to day deviancy.
And always insisting on leniency.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Knowing you, you'll probably grab a nice lamp or something and get shot.
Is that a compliment ?
Yeah , I got shot stealing a lamp from a store where others were stealing washers and dryers and full kitchens and shit. I just tried to walk out with a dinky dinky lamp. Some white person shot me in the face and I didnt even bat an eyelash . Yolo. My lamp MINE. get your own. TAP TAP TAP
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2020-06-06 at 4:55 AM UTC
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Haha text me i miss you
Lol check your texts silly. I missed you.
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2020-06-06 at 4:28 AM UTC
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I love you §m£ÂgØL. Goodnight I wish you wood text me. I love text messages lol. Miss you . I hope you had a good Friday. Text me.
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