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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls Dont talk about my futureman

    fuckin try throw down with me faggit

    Wow hey theres enough futureman for all of us.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jiggaboo Johnson, double J
    Some just call you fake and gay
    I know you love it, let me ask
    How does Trump's cock taste today?
    Acting like you know my ploy
    You've had more chocolate inside you than chips ahoy
    Acting tough like you've no fear
    I hope you die within the year
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tee hee hee you need not fret
    Me jig and Grylls will make you wet
    All 3 cocks are what you need
    And how we'll fill you with our seed
    Jig in mouth and Grylls up ass
    And I will take the pussy pass
    Our little ragdoll you will be
    Passed around from sea to sea

    Idk
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian How can one be depressed with several businesses.

    That must be some major coin coming in?

    Fuck what people say, money makes me happy.

    You for real? Money can ease the anxieties of life but it cant fix a brain in turmoil outside of buying drugs and pills and therapy I guess.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo The other day I was thinking of making a reflective longpost about a guy Ive known a long time whos a needle banging junkie who I employ and as such have watched him shoot up. I actually gave him his first pill as well and was the first person he ever saw shoot up. I was going to longpost about him and his life and how hes basically ripped off everyone but me and is emotionally stunted etc etc etc but I just cant be bothered rn. Fuck I need to get off pills, I have a dam kid on the way. My life is fucked and stressful and a lot of people around me are doing worse than me but Im in a position to help people now so its like Im carrying other peoples shit with me. My gf is still smoking weed (mixed with tobacco) and uses my pills as an excuse like a toxic piece of shit. I break up with her every other day and know there is genuinely no future in our relationship beyond that of the bebe.

    I feel I need someone better qualified to help me look after my own life. 15 months ago I was in prison jacking off to nicki minaj videos and shampoo commercials and now I have several businesses and a kid on the way. I helped someone I care about deeply fight (and beat, God willing) cancer and pray every day for guidance and deliverance from cancers of the body and mind. Drugs are one of them for me. Ive become much less greedy and have more invested in long term returns over short term gratification.

    Thank you for being here for me. Im a fucking mess I need to straighten out but I need time to do so. I'm very blessed and I would like to see you all get where you want to be

    I wish I could say or do anything even remotely inspirational to assist you but as a registered sack of depressed shit I'm worthless in that department, at least with any level of consistency. So basically I'm just giving you a 'so sad thoughts and prayers sent' post right now. I'm sorry. You are one of the good ones even though you've done some bads in your loife. At least know that much.

    Unless you're a secret raper or child molester then I take all that back.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls Fry-day*

    I miss you . Hi Grylls. Today is Friday June 12th. Lol. I love June. I texted you the same thing I just told you. Text me when you get my text. Good bye for now. Time for more egg things. Lol
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs Yo yo mmQ
    yo act like your so precise online in all your incisions
    yet can't ever make a simple real life decision
    yo ass think its got a the bite of a viper
    yet yo ass still suckin mommies tit and in diapers
    come off so clean and fluffy
    but you still lickin up shit from buffy
    vampire slayer
    all you are to her
    is just another bitch to call her sir
    yo U got a couple o ginormous grapefruits
    but even they got smashed the fuck up by all pot o gold brutes
    oh shoot forgot by your daddy
    how does it feel sucking him off in his grave while smoking a fattie?
    oh you maddie now??
    don't give a fuck son and let me take a masterly bow.

    *i screwed it up a bit. made more sense in my head. i get confused people. runs away like a lil bitch now*

    I dont really know what any of this means but thank you.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Write a bunch of letters that say "god told me you might help me out with a bunch of money please help me god bless you" then put your contact info and put the letters in every single mailbox of every rich neighborhood in town and you'll get at least a couple bites from rich old religious people
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Mexican lives matter the most and anybody who says otherwise is probably a racist nigger

    Reminds me of this moral dilemma problem our teacher posed to us where were driving down the road and all of a sudden there are a bunch of people all of different races and ethnicities and basically he said you have to drive over one of them otherwise everyone dies and so when it got to my turn I just drove over everyone except the Mexican guy and my teacher was amazed because I was the first person to ever answer the problem correctly.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs isn't that sick nasty disgusting amberlynn? think they got a whole sub forum on her at kiwi farms. yuck.

    Yeah Bill Krozby was into her for a while. Mukbang or whatever. Fucking dumb as fuck. Watch me eat ninety pounds of food hurrr
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sorry to disappoint your crossed fingers but I didnt get punched. In fact I played pool with and made friends with a small handful of natives tonight. Such is life.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Leisure Suit Larry
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs Well if its a online egg fight and one of us is in prison. we can have a conjugal homo sex first date than.

    What if you meet me at Madison Square Garden section 11 row BB seat 4 and we just lodge crates of eggs up on another's asses?
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Larry can't debate, MMR can to a point but always puts his foot in it eventually, MMQ is just a boy and should be cherished.

    btw, I don't debate either, I just correct the ill informed.

    I just pose questions that I think can be meaningful. Nobody here will ever change their mind about anything so "debating" is essentially futile. Best approach is the "well here's some food for thought" or "what about this?" aspect. IN MY HUMBLE OPINIONOID.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vibez:

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I voted for Heisenberg because you've never tried it and it might become your new favorite.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo the best scene is when theyre driving drunk and singing wild thing in the car and it tu4ned out their anti drug counselor guy ie actually a hardcore pothead who is rude

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No carve her stomach open with a chainsaw and tickle her feet with a babby bird feather.
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