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Originally posted by Grylls
Pics?
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2020-06-25 at 4:35 AM UTC
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Cha-ching. Cha-ching. More.
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2020-06-25 at 3:37 AM UTC
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I wonder what it's like to be a mindless drone just wondering if someone texted you. Like coming to this site and reading a post that says "I just texted you" and then looking at your bar at the screen top and realizing oh, oh yeah you did. You weren't kidding. And you click it and it's futureman saying "check your candyland posts."
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The numbers are exaggerated but also let's compare them to the numbers of people that die from the common flu which are not exaggerated and definitely just people actually dying from the flu and not having any other underlying conditions.
Tor fucking Valds
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2020-06-25 at 1:37 AM UTC
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Originally posted by FutureMan2030
What are you up to tonight Candy?
Burn in hell.
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2020-06-25 at 12:43 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Dregs
Not just yet. Catching up on some Lolcows. Don't fret i'm sure i got something more for later. I was inspired by some sex worker dudes on Twitter with that lil bit above. Thought of DH names when I seen your posts.
I creamed my laptop on one guy…OMFG he is so hot..but won't share his name you bitches can just back off and not know him. He is all mine
Will you have sex with me?
Scenario: I am in a cabin in the woods and I'm wearing a suit made out of wood so I look like the cabin. You come out to find me but you're like where are you wren?? And I hold in my giggles because I am in front of you but you search high and low for me. Then you find the kettle of puppies I keep under the lasy susan and I laugh and give away my position and you find me. I take all of my clothes off and you get mad at me but that's fine and I get a jar of syrup and pour it on you and start licking it up but you're still mad. Jeez. What the fuck do you want? So I start smashing red potatoes on your face and you smile and like it I guess and then finally we have sex in the butt area but not the actual butt just in the area . Want to? Please????
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2020-06-24 at 7:43 PM UTC
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What theme is everyone using?
Lol at 0 percent. I use the black one because black.
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2020-06-25 at 12:18 AM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
Y’all get so damn mad at this thread 😂
Thank you for coming to her rescue. She needed it. You're a good friend . Far better than me.
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Originally posted by stl1
athletic abilities issues still?
They make medicines for all of that ADHD shit these days, ya know.
Stop projecting you old sack of shit. If after 80 years of life the only thing you have going for you is correcting people's grammar, you lived your life incorrectly.
You can burn in hell.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
It's funny that you suck the black man's dick so much and sympathize with their imagined plight, but you happily attack someone for their physical appearance because they "slighted" you once 3yrs ago.
It's also typical of your average hypocritical left winger…to dumb to see their own hypocrisy.
It sucks because I'm kind of on his side with certain things but knowing hes on my team makes me want to reconsider things. I'm not cucked enough to start supporting Trump just because stl hates him but sometimes I wonder.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What should we then do with said clue?
Turn it blue. And make a roux. Name your kid Lou. And also Sue. New. Boo. Do. Zoo. Shhhh
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
And what is ur 1st language, u savage??
Retard, like me.
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2020-06-21 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Brown Eggs or White Eggs?
Actually let's not kid ourselves.
Futureman will know.
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The #11 at some new Mexican restaurant in town. 1 beef taco, 1 beef enchilada, and 1 beef burrito. I smothered them all in hot sauce and white queso dip and tortilla chip crumbles. Service was top notch and my only complaint was they had the music turned up so loud we could barely hear one another but some of the songs were pretty funny and catchy so I just kinda ended up bouncing on my seat to the beats the whole time and embracing the holistic experience.
Thank you.
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I'm going to need to see the bodycam footage from all the events prior to leading up to this event obviously we arent seeing the whole story just another media hoax
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The opposing crowd always flips out. THANKS OBAMA. black man bad. Orange man bad. Someones gotta be the bad guy.
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Nice view. I mean out of the window. Calm down.
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Originally posted by Dregs
too expensive for said machines. the dishes and laundry can sit and wait til i can summon the energy to do them. i got 3 loads of laundry so tired just looking at it
Put a blanket over the pile of laundry and then tape a sheet of paper on it that says "clean laundry" and maybe you'll feel better.
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2020-06-19 at 4:19 PM UTC
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Happy Juneteenth
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
lolol Pelosi another bandwagoner huh…why is she only removing them NOW?
"Why are we only freeing the slaves NOW? Obviously if we didnt do it earlier, we still dont care. Let's just not free the slaves, keep things how they were."
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