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2020-09-22 at 1:37 PM UTC in The Social DilemmaI watched the first 1/3rd of it last noight. If anything that documentary would be like the opposite of j3wish propaganda as it seeks to expose what would be the J3wish trickery of social media.
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2020-09-18 at 12:52 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..MASSIVE TURD EFFECT
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2020-09-19 at 9:25 PM UTC in Homeless people stories
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................................ (banned) i have a nice juicy D thatll turn your A into an O
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2020-09-20 at 12:22 AM UTC in THEORY THREAD: Why is SpectraL so retarded?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................................. (banned) if you want fake news that never happened ask the guy larping as your father about the night he got your mother pregnant.
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2020-09-20 at 12:06 AM UTC in THEORY THREAD: Why is SpectraL so retarded?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................................. (banned) i can top that:
i was de-admined from a TS/SCI 'experimental' network where i was the only admin..then the contractor had to come out and wipe the entire system before re-loading the software.
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2020-09-19 at 10:32 PM UTC in π¬π¬Candy~Landπ¬π¬Lol do your zoos have any fun promotions? Like ours has Feces Fun Fridays where if you actually catch and collect just a 1/2 lb of monkey poo, your admission is refunded and you get a cool little hat with the little spinny helicopter thingy on top.
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2020-09-19 at 7:53 PM UTC in Homeless people storiesBill Krozby didnt you just admit you've barely ever even left Austin?
Hitchhiking across the country isnt for the weak-willed. Having a bisexual experience at the end of it, isnt either. It's a tale only few can tell and it's far more interesting than some fat slob who sits at their computer their whole life criticizing something like that while they gorge on cheese and watch price is right reruns all day.
Also interesting is candy "attempting" to insult Β§mΒ£ΓgΓL for getting a D in his B one time when shes a self admitted bisexual. Things that make you go hmmmm.
I'm think I'm gonna go get F'd in the A today just so I can say I've done it too.
But me,I've never been legit homeless. A little bit of couch surfing for a week or two at a time back in the day is about it, and sleeping under a parking ramp stairwell one night was the only night I ever didnt sleep inside of a house/apt/hotel except for going camping of course.
I like the stories about people traveling abroad, roaming the land and living for really really cheap. I might end up doing that in the relatively near future. -
2019-10-08 at 8:04 PM UTC in Halloween costume ideasI'm on my deck having a shmee, reading this thread about Halloween, I look to my left and what do I see? On the tip of my finger sits quite a small bee.
So I smile and laugh and tilt my head to the left, watching inquisitively holding my breath. I want him to sting me as it'd be my first, I want to experience pain of the worst.
So I decided I'm gonna be a bee this year because being a bee would be believable and beople wouldn't be thinking twice about bee. But I'm gonna have a big ass 18 inch blade as my stinger and go downtown maybe see what a bee can be.
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2020-09-17 at 6:35 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?Well I certainly dont HATE the guy, I've really yet to find any good reason to like him.
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2020-09-15 at 5:59 PM UTC in NFL Ratings Are TANKINGGood. Everyone who wants to watch will still watch, and maybe salaries across the board will come down some, as they should, since being really good at a sport shouldn't inherently mean you're entitled to millions more dollars than a person who's really good at say, fixing vehicles.
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2020-09-17 at 8:51 PM UTC in Why do people hate Donald Trump so much?
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2020-09-17 at 6:56 AM UTC in Wintermute And Lanny, Sitting in a Tree
Originally posted by netstat give me a second i have a bunch of totse nude pics from that era
I wasnt even on totse and I have those.
Here's a nude picture of me, a girl, changing clothes at Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room and showing you exactly how to put the stolen clothes underneath the clothes you were wearing when you walked in. This is easy. The anercronvie and Fitch people arent allowed to chase you. Just put on 3000 dollars worth of their clothes and then put on the hoodie you came in with. If the SENSORMATIC KEY TAG sets off the alarm just laugh and walk away. They cant do shit
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2020-09-16 at 7:42 PM UTC in Meet Joe Biden's SupportersFinally a violent revolution. I was trying to find takers in 2013 but nobody seemed to be riled up enough. Glad to see its finally catching on.
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2020-09-15 at 7:46 PM UTC in Cobra Kai best series ever?On the list of shitty series' to never watch, yes, it's right up there as one of the best ever.
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2020-09-15 at 6:01 PM UTC in Trump Wants a 4 Hour Debate with Biden Hosted by Joe Rogan
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2020-09-15 at 8:09 PM UTC in Are there any apps worth paying for?
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2020-09-15 at 5:47 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
Originally posted by ORACLE I love you Carrot
ILY2 Joey Falcco, but I cant be on your dodgeball team today as I have to oversee all the games. I'm sorry.
Dinner will be served at 6:30pm or whenever my evening pre-meal rim job reception ends. Kirsten and Tasha will be performing the act tonight.
Dinner this evening will be a taco bar with options for both hard and soft shell. Meat options to include beef, chicken, and pork, and for the vegetarians we will have no alternatives, so you'll have to make do with vegetable tacos.
Tie-ins will include lettuce,tomatoes, olives, peas for some reason, shredded cheese (mexican and american), homemade salsa, a shit ton of fire sauce packets saved from Taco Bell, and of course sour cream.
Dessert bar is just a bunch of banana creme pie.
Beverages this evening include water, milk, RC cola, or RC cola and whiskey.
Dinner ends promptly at 7:30pm.
There will be a movie viewing at the East field theater area beginning at 8:05pm. East field theater 1 will be playing Sleepless in Seattle. East field theater 2 will be playing Jumanji. I apologize in advance for the shitty selections, Greg was in charge of selecting them tonight and it wont be his turn again for at least 3 months, so again I'm sorry. Fucking Greg.
Anyway that's all the updates for now. If anyone is inclined to help out with dinner clean up, Kathryn has volunteered a free tugjob for your services. Please sign up at the yellow volunteer booth to the west of the eating field.
Thank you and god bless us all. -
2020-09-15 at 4:56 PM UTC in I want to congratulate Fonaplats
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2020-09-15 at 4:51 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?Alright everyone. I have received my 15 daily morning blowjobs from the kitchen ladies and we have prepared for you this morning, biscuits and gravy with your choice of hashbrowns or American fries, cheesy scrambled eggs, and your choice of bacon, sausage links, or sausage patties. Your beverage choices are water, milk, apple juice, orange juice, or orange juice and vodka.
Please return your dishware to the huge dishware bin located at the north end of the eating field. Breakfast ends at 11:30am.
At 12:00pm we will be commencing with fun and games at the fun and games fields.
At field 1 we will be playing tackle football, 6v6.
Field 2 will be a dodgeball tournament, 10v10.
Field 3 is ultimate frisbee.
There will be a 3v3 basketball tournament today at the west courts, round robin style.
The swimming hole will be open from 2pm until 2am.
Winners of the basketball tournament will receive their choice of sexual favor from Carla, Laura, or Jennifer. In lieu of a sexual favor you may also choose a bottle of Makers Mark.
Please sign in with me at the big orange booth located just south of the eating field.
Thanks everyone and let's have a great day! -
2020-09-15 at 4:03 PM UTC in I want to congratulate Fonaplats