All that matters is the flag of America. I love america and the flag the most. I like how it flaps in the wind like a flaccid pean. I love its colors a lot. I'm proud to be an American and NOTHING can change that. I DESERVE TO BE AN AMERICAN. I EARNED THIS SHIT. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE. stop disrespecting my country MY COUNTRY . The USA SINGLEHANDEDLY built the entire globe. We MADE Earth. We are the best are everything there is.
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I get really uncomfortable when people talk about me even though I weirdly like it. I do really like compliments even if most of the time I know what they're gonna be because I do know what the good things about me are.
I really do have a mental illness though and it just is what it is. I definitely feel "less than" even though I'm really proud of who I am at times. I think most smart people here know that about me. . Casper, unstable matter, falco, red, to name the main obvious ones. It's not a mystery. It's just who I am lately.
I'm no more special or important than anyone. I wouldnt mind being known for being funny or important but ultimately I'm just a guy, right, like all of us. We all just know each other, the 50 of us or so, and our real life webs.
We are all just us. Nobody is gonna care about any of our names in a matter of a few decades probably. I'm sure my great great grandfather thought about this shit when he was drinking a glass of whiskey alone in his cabin by candlelight . Hes right.
Everything is fine.
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2020-09-29 at 4:23 AM UTC
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Those are the best. Impromptu comedy is the best comedy. You can never really get it online.
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2020-09-29 at 4:49 AM UTC
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I don't drink
Originally posted by Sudo
I'm very glad I quit drinking but I feel like drinking very often. I'm very tempted socially to drink with women of loose morals but that's something I shouldn't do either. The drink will be the death of me. I just look at me ol pap and every conversation we have he has the same kinda stutter and twitches that george W bush and a lot of dried up drunks have and I'm reminded I made the right choice
Whenever I feel shitty about my drinking I just always think of guys like ernest Hemingway or bukowski and try to make myself feel better about itsomehow. Like I'm doing it for some some profound reason that just cant be truly understood by the basic bitch masses.
It's stupid I know. But at the end of the day whatever. We all live different lives different paths. We wont be remembered probably even though I like the idea of being remembered.
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2020-09-29 at 2:55 AM UTC
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And I just feel like meeting up with futureman at a cozy mom & pop breakfast joint and splitting a blended egg strawberry pancake malt one glass two straws
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
That's MY lil baby, watch ur mouth. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. 😍
I was just parodying the weird pedophiliac logic of The POLECAT.
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Is her urine still for sale?
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Put up ur own picture & we can all have a giggle.
Here's me and my friend Lamby I brought everywhere in Alaska haha.
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Janet opened the door to the old familiar bell ring.
OH HAI JANET .
Hi ladies.
WE JUST GOT DONE MAKING A BATCH OF SPONGE CAKE DO YOU WANT ONE OR TWO OD THEM?
that's not even why I'm here today ladies, said Janet.
An awkward silence fell upon the room .
The familiar ringing of the bell chimed again.
"I'd like you to meet my massively retarded cousin, Benjamin."
"He doesnt like cake, or females, or people."
"HNNNNGGGF SO DO YOU HAVE POXKIT XANDY FOR ME?" said Benjamin.
"No, we dont serve dumbs."
The end.
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It's one thing to have exclusively horrible relationships with women or at least have had them do things to you or behave in a manner that seemed "leechy" or "gold-digging", just shit in their own self interest, but to suggest that because that has been your own personal experiences it therefore literally applies exclusively to any and all females in any relationship ever, is obviously ridiculous. It just is.
I had some bad experiences therefore everyone else will also have bad experiences.
And I'm not oblivious to the concept of females using their ... femaleness.. to help serve their own interests but cotton damn it's certainly not something done across the board and if you wanna make a case that it is then you can make the same and equal case for men doing the same thing.
Of course theres differences in what you are and how you think and how you might or might not operate depending on if you're a male or a female but to say ALLLLLLLLLLLL of something is ALLLLLWAYS going to be a certain way is a bit silly.
Except for police amirite I mean if yiure a cop you only are because you got bullied as a kid and want to get back at others and feel a sense of power. EVERY COP EVER is like this because it's been my experience personally. It has to be true and it is true.
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The secret is to not have political views.
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Originally posted by G
Does a sand shark when fishing & fresh sauteed conch count ?!
I will accept that.
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Originally posted by Obbe
Why would a police officer shoot a 13 year old kid who wasn't a threat to anyone?
I'm sure he had a gun. The police just need more time to doctor it into the footage and paperwork and get their stories straight first.
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2020-09-26 at 5:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CASPER
MMQ IS A SMUG FUCK AND HES A BEER ALCOHOLIC THATS THE LEAST POETIC KIND
Hey now my alcoholism has spanned 15 years over a broad spectrum of beverage choices.
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2020-09-26 at 4:58 PM UTC
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BATTLE ROYALE!
Shamby stopped making daily videos so I dont know if hes alive or not.
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Let's see. I mailed panny 100 dollars cash for money he borrowed me and it legitimately didnt get to him. That was a really shitty feeling. I had send him cash a few weeks prior and he got that, but this one didnt get to him and for some stupid reason i didnt put a return address. I just TRUSTED the system. Of course it just happens that the only letter I've ever sent that got lost or whatever the fuck happened, had 100 bucks cash in it. It still pisses me off.
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1. Wear plain clothes
2. Knock on the door and say you're a cop
3. If they answer the door, tell them again that you're a cop serving a warrant and proceed to take and do whatever you want
4. If they dont answer, break in and say you're a cop. Have your weapon drawn. If the person is home, they will automatically believe you and wont resist or defend themselves. Proceed to take and do whatever you want.
5. Thank them for their cooperation and tell them you'll be in touch with them or some bullshit.
6. Repeat as many times as necessary
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Originally posted by aldra
I wouldn't roll those dice myself
Well according to all of them I've heard from, that's what Breonna Taylor's boyfriend should've done and that's exactly how they would respond if they were in that position. Zero resistance. 100% compliance. The most important part is just to announce and insist that you're a cop, and they will believe you.
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Originally posted by cigreting
me want fekal matr pls
Pay me. I got the hookup.
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