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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Trump getting ready to bust:

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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He deserved to die it wasnt murder because he was on drugs at the time and he was a bad person. That's how the law is supposed to work you can kill anyone if they're on drugs and a bad person. Not guilty. We will allow it. Court is adjourned.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I youtubed laughing butthole.

    For your health.

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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kev god you are so depressing and this is coming from a clinically depressed motherfucker. it took you until age 26 to stop believing in a magical skydaddy and you cry about it? you have the privilege of not dealing with some bitch's constant nagging and you cry about it?

    stop talking about killing yourself and just do it please.

    But are you mad though?

    Now I'm not gonna kill myself just to spite you. Thank you for saving my life.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A) you cant meet your own expectations and you get tired of it

    B) you always thought you were gonna be something special and then you realized you weren't special

    C) you're life deteriorates into shit. You have no social skills. You arent funny anymore

    D) maybe when you're drunk you can throw out a few clever quips

    E) you watch Norm MacDonald religiously always wishing you were him and having his ability to deliver the stupidest jokes and make them funny, but you cant.

    F) those things

    G) stay up until 5am CST on your one day off during the week you work at a slave fagot job

    H) live alone, no girlfriend, no Chootie no anyone

    I) run out of cigarettes

    J) make a self loathing sad thing while listening to Tool pretentious Tool

    K)LOVE Danny Carey

    L) have a broken mind

    M)have a mental illness I guess

    O) no more happies ok

    Ok

    Ok

    P) beg for internet compliment ts

    Q)make a thread

    R) know what's going to be said before its said and want it to be said but also not

    S) shitting your pants on accident because you're so drunk (I didn't do that)

    T (being sad)

    U(knowing a lot of people did shit for you that you can never repay)

    V( never getting to see Tool or Rage live because of the corona virus

    W) chootie is dead

    X) dad is dead

    Y) stupid even though you always wanted to be smart, giving away your belief in a God at age 26

    Z) sticking a highlighter up your ass and becoming... jk Lucy. I love you I wish I was you. 🙃😗
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get an old rx-7 or a supra. No good reason other than I liek them. 80s or early 90s models.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I feel like I don’t want to walk into work. Sitting here listening to music in my car. 10 hrs of training a newb😣

    Training people sucks . I hear you. Depends on the person I guess but like with me when I train a new person I just basically do everything and have them watch me and then have them do everything. Like the one day I'll just do everything and then it's fun for a few days when they have to do it and I can stand around 'observing' while they do the work but they end up being dumb and I have to do it anyway.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok. Its over. I was sad. Stop
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Studies have found that most everyone wearing a seat belt when they drive head first into a semi, die. Studies conclude seat belts are entirely ineffective.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Red I'm buzzed you wanna meet me at chat room for a minute ?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes you are Normie Bates
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP should post photos of his fake daughter

    Lol ok cuck.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................... taking a niggers dick in his ass means hes getting fucked by niggers.

    No it wouldn't. Not without the appropriate apostrophes.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Maybe she shouldlve learned how to make and sell meth at a high-tier level.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Even the deer support Trump

    That should be his campaign slogan this time.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra "kit, turbo boost now!"

    We the AMERICANS just want a YOLO president at this point.

    With all due respect to Obama's 8byears , and trump's 4, let's go. Nobody really cares anymore.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol just conveniently leaving out the xanax part in the story. I'm pretty sure that is usually a game changer. Lest I remind the folk of kreepkays fingerpainting night on TC but yolo who gives a shit as long as you didn't kill anyone live laugh and ficking love and live some more
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just backed into a guy on the street and farted into his butt all subtly so later when he farts its gonna be my fart but people will blame him this is how we do it in the pros again 2020 let's goes
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs yeah bro i do. i figured many a years yonder i might as well go all out in everything i like/enjoy..sure there'll be days i says fuck off cunt to myself…so pissed at why i do shit like that but might as well enjoy it…tomorrow ain't…my stomach ain't promising nothing…might blow up any time life and or the stomach

    i enjoy the pain as well…although inflicting it is much more satisfying in a whole like emotional/spiritual way. if i worded shit wrong and i got you with the confused wires in yo brain…just think on it a bit harder…it'll make sense eventually.

    have a blessedly fun night mmQzie

    No I figured it out you just blend all your food to liquid consistency then it goes to you are blatter. I get it. I totally totally get it.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you cant handle me at my best you dont deserve me at my niggasinspaciest.
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