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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHEEL

    OF

    FOURCHAN


    *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by netstat hopefully beaten, raped and killed by a pack of niggers with bystander shot footage coming soon to liveleak

    Does LL even show that stuff anymore?

    I think the goregrish is the new go-to for all such desires. And they deliver.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Data I think she's just shy. Notice how she looked to her mom almost immediately. Why are you so rude

    No. Shy or not, tears of joy arent even controllable they just automatically happen when you're overwhelmed with something that makes you happy. She looked at her mom like "oh shit I should probably be crying too" and then she made some weird face like she was trying to cry but couldn't.

    She thinks its all a big JOKE. I'd actually taken out all of her teeth and lodge them into her mom's mouth for raising such an unappreciative BITCH of a daughter. Then I'd just sew the girl's mouth shut entirely and rape her until she died.

    SHOW SOME GODDAMNED RESPECT!!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She didnt even get emotional like her mom did when he said he'd pay for her braces, which means shes not actually grateful and she really doesnt give a shit.

    If I was that guy, I'd teach her a lesson by putting her under and then mangling her teeth up way worse, knocking most of them out entirely, and then waking her up and showing her a mirror while I laughed maniacally in the background.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick i can do either or both

    I'll take everything you have in stock. I can only pay in baby parts though.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Cottdamn…I got the damn giggles

    Why arent you watching cat videos on youtube ?

    I somehow havent smoked weed for 6 months but last time I did I pretty much just watched cat videos on youtube.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Little broom is right. If you're scared, then YOU stay at home you little bitch. The rest of us have #yolos to get on with.

    Also please die.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weird trick question.

    When I first learned how to masturbate, I was almost exclusively attracted to 12-15yr old girls. Especially Lisa.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WE ALLOW PEOPLE OF COLOR INSIDE OF OUR STORE, AND I GUESS WE WILL ACT FRIENDLY TOWARD THEM SO LONG AS THEY AREN'T TRYING TO STEAL FROM US.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai More or less, yeah.

    It's not a bad play.

    If you can do it, I guess, do it.

    It's funny to me when I work and maybe think of everyone like you or whoever that is just sitting there playing meinkraft and good. Good for you. I wish to play the system too.

    I've put in a good 13 years of hard FRONT LINE labor. That should be enough.

    There should be a tube thing that should end when you're 36 not 60 and you can retire when you're 36 exactly or if you work 15,000 hours of food service your entire time. When you get to the end of the tube you get 3 million dollars and you spend it on stimulating the economy and it just becomes a circle of life thing.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe That's depressing. Are you an addict? Do you want to end up like Sploo?

    Get your shit together man.

    Great advice obbe

    I wish someone would have just told me "get your shit together man," earlier.

    All these years I was just wondering what to do with my shit.

    Just get it together ? Oh? Ok.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 I've had both of mine now. The only side effect that I have is I have to keep cutting back what appears to be a tiny head at the site of the injection.

    Seriously, the shots were painless and I did feel a little out of it the next day but was able to take naps which I probably wouldn't have even done if there had been anything more interesting to do besides post on NIS.

    I will finally be able to hold my 4 1/2 month old grandson beginning on the 15th!

    Moderna.

    Nobody cares you stupid old faggot.

    Die.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Tell me which language or framework you will be using and i will tell you how utterly inadequate your understanding of said language or framework is. And if you'll allow me, i will post a couple of examples to really hammer the point home.

    You've inspired me to kidnap an English teacher and rape her continuously while shouting out puns like this time I'm really gonna hammer it in and this time in gonna drill the shit out of you

    But they arent puns and in smashing her vagina with a hammer and forcing a drill into her asshole as she tries to shit.

    I'm gonna nail you.

    Yes I pound a bunch of nails into her upper body and face.

    I'm gonna split you in half.

    I carve her body down the middle and have weird sex with her half vagina things.

    I'm gonna take you to plow town.

    I take her to a town called plow town.

    Etc.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Psychomanthis' motherboard is the easiest to fry.

    We've been waiting for this moment all our lives.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pluto is a planet. Who is disputing that? You would have to be dumb.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein The patients that people say are so mean those people are literally never ever like that with me…

    People try to write it off as me wearing a flower in my hair everyday..like ohh nobody wants to be mean to a lil short girl wearing a flower in her hair ..That’s what my coworkers say …and they also write me off as just an overly sweet person

    But it’s not that lol
    It’s because they know what’s up

    They know my heart as soon as they experience my care

    People know as soon as they look in my eyes

    But people don’t think like that.. and that’s exactly why ..they get the reaction or respond that they get ..and I get the reaction or respond that I get …

    And I’m apparently extremely gentle..I’ve really been hearing that a lot lately…

    *tokes*

    So when I got report this afternoon they said this lady was unresponsive to people all morning ..this is a lady that almost everyone sees as mean and she has literally never been anything but kind to me and told me a lot about her life..

    So anyway im thinking ..damn unresponsive wtf..I know she sick but damn
    I’m lowkey nervous about goin in there at that point ..

    When I get to her room shortly after report..I go to her bed and I’m all walking to the bed slow like ..
    Hey Donna….and she opened her eyes and looked at me then said hey to me and then started rambling about random stuff …

    And I’m just thinking..unresponsive huh..yeah..she unresponsive to y’all ..

    Thata kinda fucked up like... ok that's cool that Donna was just playing dead.. but damn I'd have a hard time walking into possible dead people's rooms on a daily basis.

    I realize you probably sont on a daily but respect for those hospice workers. They have to kinda like it I think.
    They like it.
    THEY LIKE IT.

    flipping a Coin to go see who GETS to tell whoever that their dad finally died.

    Haha
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I understand ALL OF THIS and you're doing it ALL WRONG. First of all, it is LITHP, not LISP:. Secondly it's not FINGER TREE, it's TOE BUSH. Thirdly, it's not LEXER and PARSER, but rather LUTHER and SNIPPER. Fourthly, it's not JASMINE, it's LAVENDER. Lastly, it's not NESTED LAMBDAS, but instead the correct term is FORTRESSED ABDUHLAS.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll write out something longer tomorrow but I kind of assume nobody really gives a shit what I think anyway. Or what anyone thinks for that matter.

    I'm actually willing to change my mind on this case and have even found some footage of chauvin to almost make him seem like a decent guy.

    I'm just gonna write this anyway because I feel like it.
    I've watched about 12 hours total of the trial so far. I watched all of today and most of yesterday and then caught some of day 1 and 2 while I was at work.

    I really dislike the female prosecutor, as I said earlier I wanted her to choke to death on her lunch break, not because shes a bad person just because shes really not prepared at all for being a prosecutor in one of the highest profile nationally televised cases of recent memory. I just hate her. Shes ruining things.

    Shes not prepared. It sounds like her witnesses today werent prepared. It was just gross to watch. Fortunately for her, as shit of a job as she did, the prosecution still won today in my opinion.

    There were four witnesses today, the 2 first arriving EMTs, the fire sergeant that arrived later and the police of chief.

    Did anyone else watch it or am the only one here? :( maybe nobody really does care. :(
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nah Opie is a fag nerd, I'm the king Bill Krozby.

    I now down to know one because I'm my own man. If I had 5 minutes alone with now jiden he'd come out with his dentures down his throat for being a traitor

    Lol . Youre not a fighter.


    I would pay a small amount of money, though , to watch you and speedy fist fight in the streets. I think he'd drop your ass in the first round honestly.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I heard what happened is the people that were with him kneeled on his neck and had their friends kneel on his body as is per standard procedure when someone is dying.
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