Thanked Posts by mmQ

1. 2021-03-26 at 11:21 PM UTC in Greta is using a dating site.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My favorite thing to do is make fun of people for things they have no control over.
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2. 2021-03-26 at 12:45 PM UTC in Most boring people on this site
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Mine were 25 as I'm known to be a high roller in my community. Also from walmart. I wore them to Alaska. I like clipper ships.
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3. 2021-03-26 at 7:08 PM UTC in New name, that’s all
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Average FUCKING joe
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   • aldra
4. 2021-03-26 at 7:26 PM UTC in Johari's Window <3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Op is super intuitive, & careless.
   Not otherworldly arrogant, but abrasive & outside the the box kind of way.

   
   Thanks BAE. You're a silly goose like one of the silliest geese I've ever met. I would allow you to be inside of me. Ha
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5. 2021-03-26 at 11:35 PM UTC in I had sex with a turkey last night
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A literal turkey.
   
   This isnt some chikin type Bill Krozby reference for a certain type of girl.
   
   An actual turkey.
   
   I was walking home and it was standing on the street. I was scared at first, for it..I was worried. "Poor little turkey, what are you doing in the middle of the street?"
   
   It made a weird sound at that point and I knew it was injured. So, I took it upon myself to take it under my wing.
   
   I cradled him and walked him home to my place. We sat down and shared a few ales and talked about things ranging from basic math to complicated math.
   
   Then we fucked.
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2021-03-27 at 1:09 AM UTC in I had sex with a turkey last night
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by cigreting 0/10

   
   Nice shoes faggot
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   • Ghost
7. 2021-03-26 at 8:03 PM UTC in Most boring people on this site
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Don't be a keenan wren, I write the script stl just follows my catx style, don't get it twisted, chicken
   
   And dont you worry about anything my little daddy, I will vote for you

   
   Thanks little broom
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   • kroz
8. 2021-03-25 at 3:59 PM UTC in Johari's Window <3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo Did you know that you make us feel a little bit less alone, even if it's just looking at your red hatted Visage?
   
   The things about yourself that you think separate you from others are things that everyone experiences.
   
   I am actually obbe

   
   Did you know that despite your apparent haters, everyone actually enjoys your posts? Everyone
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9. 2021-03-25 at 4:21 PM UTC in Johari's Window <3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Interesting. I'm pretty sure I've blown meth hits into a female's mouth in a hotel bathroom.
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   • Sudo
10. 2021-03-24 at 9:20 PM UTC in This forum = Pure faggots spilling heated cum into each other
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stl1 It sounds like Lanny isn't doing his job at home!
    
    lol

    
    That wasnt funny.
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    • tee hee hee
11. 2021-03-25 at 3:48 PM UTC in I got a new shit box.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No we don't

    
    Yes we do
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2021-03-25 at 2:28 PM UTC in How gay is your dad
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Two dads walk into a grocery store.
    
    The first dad says, "Ok, let's find some pizza rolls."
    
    The second dad says, "ok."
    
    They immediately walk to the chicken broth aisle and spend several hours there.
    
    The end.
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13. 2021-03-25 at 3:36 PM UTC in I got a new shit box.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Baking soda goes well. But anyways why do you have that awful man as your avatar? You okay?

    
    We all have a little Paddock inside of us
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2021-03-25 at 2:34 PM UTC in How gay is your dad
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice No child should ever have to tell his friends he was raped by a senile man working security at Kmart for shoplifting a candy bar

    
    Imagine your two dads coming home from kmart to tell you that they stole a bunch of candy bars and were going to rape you with them
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15. 2021-03-24 at 11:24 PM UTC in Sudo: a tale of a faggot opioid, imaginary-bitch-made
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
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16. 2021-03-24 at 11:21 PM UTC in Grylls & Octavian = No.1 TOTSEans
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo I think grylls is gayer than scron. Grylls 100% thinks about dick more than scron does, or really more than any other user on this website apart from Donttellem and her castration collection

    
    The most telling part was when he actually stopped posting cum pictures when he got called out for it. Most people double down.
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17. 2021-03-24 at 11:30 PM UTC in Sudo: a tale of a faggot opioid, imaginary-bitch-made
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo No one can ever hate me as much as I hate myself

    
    I'm simping for you. I will stop.
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    • Sudo
18. 2021-03-24 at 8:11 PM UTC in anime is gay
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What are we arguing about here?
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2021-03-24 at 8:13 PM UTC in anime is gay
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a about 135 hours of free time every week and I have no idea what the fuck I fill it with but it must be something.
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20. 2021-03-24 at 12:48 AM UTC in It's great that CandyRein stopped posting...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice

    
    I've watched this many times :)
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