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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    G stands for Germany Boxxy
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    4jay killed PWP ancient chinese secret
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Walking to my ball after my drive on hole 1 at Augusta National. I split the fairway. Today is going to be a good day.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tough to make a good shot what with these gayl force winds today. 😑
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost American elections got hacked twice in a row lol they are all retards, laughing stock of the world. First you have Trump who everyone hated, good job on that one. Now you have slow ass boring old Biden who is a huge pushover and a joke.

    Trump wanted to make America great but I have never seen it looking so shitty. I used to want to live there but now it just seems really gay and everyone is all frothy and either a BLM retard washing the feet of blacks or a proud boy working for FBI informants doing some other cringe shit.

    The only way America can ever be cool again is if Biden can build his bullet train, but he will probably fail to delivery on that.

    Face it America you are no longer #1. China and Russia are gonna buy my country and fuck y'all up

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready think of portrait being about quality b-hole over quantity b-hole


    I'm thinking about that right now.

    Anyway I decided to ask my African American friend Jeeves. He told me that portrait orientation can make the subject feel more imposing, even regal. And, because you're closer, it can give the image more of an intimate feel. In contrast, using landscape mode can make the subject feel smaller, perhaps even vulnerable. But, it could also provide context that would make it seem grander.

    So now it makes sense why lanyard might not want a landscape drawing of his b-hole as it would come across less regal and rather impersonal.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Fairgay^

    I ended up getting a bogay.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Xlite Eh, its only smellz.

    Fine ill suck my shit off your dick, but only because I really like your Europian accent.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra https://efukt.com/20975_The_Worst_Cumshot_Of_All_Time.html

    goddamn man





    Originally posted by Xlite Disgusting.

    It reminds me of that guy, whats his name. Its only smellz.

    Ah here we go.
    https://efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

    goddamn man
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A hole gnu whirled

    A gnu fantastic pointofview

    No won to tell us no

    Or wear to go

    Let meeh share this hole gnu whirled with you
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Call them and say Doctor Dentist give me the news I got a bad case of loving you.

    Then go there and do rapes.

    Thanks.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah man bump
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Looks like you're gonna need a toe truck.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley I have high standards - aldra.

    I have low standards- also aldra.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley ya but compared to the animated pharaoh Spectral & Quick Mix Ready's Stage 4 Diabetes

    spectral would have stl1 shitting his pants before the two ever made eye contact.

    Totse2okay1 would EASILY just slide around him and choke him out from behind until he died in a matter of seconds.

    These are objective truths regarding the weakness of stl1.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley I believe STL1 would alsoo be eable to beat all 3 other fighters.

    Stl is a feeble elderly gentleman whose bones are as brittle as a broom-head. You could step on his foot and his entire skeleton would shatter.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've known Douglas for some time now, not on a personal friendship level but we've certainly had our share of good and bad times in tiny chat and here on the forums.

    Clearly he has had his issues both mentally and addiction-wise but at the end of the day I'd be lying if I said I wasn't surprised that he killed himself.

    I guess I've never really noticed him have like a crazy full-blown psychotic episode and overall he has never given off a depressed vibe though that isn't to say he certainly didn't have some level of depression.

    At the end of the day, it's a weird feeling to know he isn't around anymore and when I think about it at its core it makes me sad to think I'll never just have some random drunk laughs with him again on TC or a random argument with him here, but, it is what it is.

    With each person passing I get more and more accustomed to it. If nothing else it makes me want to cherish my life just a little bit more, knowing I'm still here and by this point one of these deaths could and perhaps SHOULD have very well been me.

    I'll likely die soon but if I ever kill myself I promise I will make a large announcement and leave MANY MANY NOTES.

    Like sploo, krolo liked to make fun of my dead dad sometimes and so that kinda takes a little bit away from the sympathy I might feel about them dying. *small chuckle*

    Rest in peace motherfuckers I miss you and I don't.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala He’s Jeff Hunter.

    That sounds like something Jeff Hunter would say.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Could you mix ink with semen and have some type of a permanent cum tattoo ? Is that scientifically feasible?

    If the answer is yes I would like you to autograph my chest with your mixture.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ok Bill Krozby
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