Going to pick up my prescription charcoal underwear for my medical gas.
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2021-07-24 at 11:19 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The most corrupt swamp creature in Washington, the posterchild for term limits, the child sniffer, hides behind a bible. Go figure.
So many shitty people hide behind Bibles, it can't even be considered a coincidence anymore.
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Wow I just drank this water wow I want to drink more water
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When you go to sleep I hope it it claws the fuck out of out your feet and leaves and brings back hoards of feral kitty feet eating friends.
You're so dense. It bugs me. How about be nice to others and they will h3 nice to you. Use your fucking head. Of course cats gonna be playful. I hope they eat you alive.
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2021-07-15 at 4:25 AM UTC
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NIS Dead Thread
PWP killed mark311 never forget
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Every song ever made by Nickleback and With Arms Wide Open by Creed ..
heard
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Would you rather eat out a thousand buttholes that all smell good but you have to eat them for a minute each, or eat one butthole for one minute but its all stinky and poop?
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Originally posted by Sudo
IIRC ebagger had a weird name like "sandy" or "ashley" or "leslie" or something.
*has
*Tony
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That sounds not made up at all.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Now i dont make any certain claims one way or another, but lets you and I rap about the Holohoax.
I mean you know how the tiny hats like to cook the books. I mean 6 million? Maybe 60,000. I mean sure thats a shame but life goes on, right?
6 million, 600, whats the difference?
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
*attention whore alert*
He's a Pisces
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I would tell him how proud I am to be his dad and offer to drive him there and then i would say hey son..I love you, as he got out of my car . He'd look back at me and we would have this moment of eye contact and he'd be like 'wow dad, really, yiu really love me even though how I am?'
Yes son. Yes I love you no matter what. Have the best prom ever, son. I'm so proud of you.
Gee thanks dad!
Then I would get out of the car and chase him into the prom venue and pour a bunch of gasoline all over him and myself and light a match killing us together
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2021-07-10 at 1:32 PM UTC
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Cheapest car to maintain?
1984 Toyota Tercel sr5 hatchback manual TRANNY
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I used to have a bunch of dh stuff come up when I googled my username lol 👼
the topic is when you Google your actual name
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quote me you intelligent young frog
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2021-07-08 at 10:29 PM UTC
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Holy fuck guys I fuked up
Nah just go ahead and skip straight to wrecking yourself.
Thank you
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2021-07-08 at 6:37 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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2021-07-08 at 6:37 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Sorry I'm a Taurus you can't HAMDLE me
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2021-07-08 at 11:49 AM UTC
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ATTN: Aldra
Thats impressive.
I drew a skull in permanent marker on a wall at school once.
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2021-07-08 at 4:25 AM UTC
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EGGS
Nice job leaving out the other 90+ ways to enjoy an egg. Either way, all I know is, if futureman isnt the one preparing the egg, I don't want the egg.
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