EGGS

1. 2021-07-07 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #1
   

   pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
2. 2021-07-07 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #2
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   me liek pppoopoo on mine
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   • pEEpEEpOOpOO
3. 2021-07-07 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #3
   

   pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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   • aldra
4. 2021-07-07 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Over-easy.
   Sunny side up.
   Scrambled.
   
   And...
   
   EGGS BENEDICT.
   
   
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   • pEEpEEpOOpOO
5. 2021-07-08 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #5
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Every morning I cook up 2 eggs over easy any put the yolks on a slice of English muffin with butter on them.
   Suck that down with a cup of coffee and my stack of vitamins and I'm good to go.
6. 2021-07-08 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #6
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by pEEpEEpOOpOO

   
   
7. 2021-07-08 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nice job leaving out the other 90+ ways to enjoy an egg. Either way, all I know is, if futureman isnt the one preparing the egg, I don't want the egg.
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   • POLECAT
8. 2021-07-08 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Preferably with protoporpherine 9 and billiverdin in the shell.
9. 2021-07-08 at 7:28 AM UTC

   #9
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no
10. 2021-07-08 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    but also yes
11. 2021-07-08 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #11
    

    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut