I got into a YouTube argument today (yes I am an adult ) with a person who insisted I wasn't healthy because I don't get explosive diarrhea after eating at SUBWAY.
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2021-08-01 at 11:44 PM UTC
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Fuck for Forest (porn)
You gotta be pretty weird to do your own stunts in movies. Jackie Chan is definitely weird. Try again.
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2021-08-01 at 11:30 PM UTC
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Fuck for Forest (porn)
I think I actually know that girl getting boned in those pictures. She works at a dive bar downtown that I love. She's great.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ya .. good..I don’t question or wonder what you’re capitalizing.. life hasn’t gotten that boring for me .. but if it does we can wonder about capitalizations on NIS together …
I just ask questions to try and learn. I said I'm sorry. Do you forgive me at least? (Sorry thats a question too)
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Never had a Mom either. Sorry.
Does your stork have an e-mail address at least??
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I apologize for asking you a question that I was wondering. I won't do it again im sorry.
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2021-07-31 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
It was merely a statement.
Are you at least mildly frustrated about it?
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ALLLLLL THE STARS ARE HERE!!!
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TIMELESS classic lets GOOOOO
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Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.
I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.
Tee fucking hee!
It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.
I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.
I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.
I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!
Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.
Karma? No
Sanksrit memory? Yes.
Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.
I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.
PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.
PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.
I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?
I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.
THANK YOU!
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I maybe just be pooping but i feel 10 lb lighter after reading this post
I'm gonna find you some goddamn G if it's the last thing I do. No I don't know how exactly but I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ot
Sitting tokin in front of the fire , talking about space and light years and stuff…
Whats your favorite intergalactic FUN FACT?
I was thinking the other day that being an astronomer should be like the easiest job IN THE UNIVERSE because basically you just have to memorize all the stuff we know about the other planets and our sun and then maybe a few more things about the other galaxies and stars and then once you memorize that you don't have to learn anything new you just sit in front of a telescope for 24 hours a day looking around for things. EASIEST JOB EVER.
One day after alllll the stars are burned out there'll be a super giant power black hole that gets orbited by zillions of other less powerful black holes and it will change the course of history.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Deciding whether to go to the bar. 8pI worked 10 hrs today im already about to fall asleep.
Not tonight babe. Tonight is the night is the night of love. Forever and ever I can't get enou- shhh sorry. Get some POWER Z's tonight so you can be UP AND ADAM tomorrow. Also if you're into having nightmares (its highly entertaining if you embrace them I recommend them to everyone friends and family) you should eat a bunch of hot dogs, Mr. PANSEXUALTHRAX taught me. It works for him and apparently its like SCIENCE YO. I'm planning a night next month where instead of taking a bunch of acid and going on a spiritual journey om gonna stay up for 3 or 4 days and eat like Joey chestnut 4th of July levels of hot dogs and then pass the fuck out and just experience a long sleep of Horrors and Experiences.
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2021-07-31 at 3:45 AM UTC
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I fucked another negro...
Originally posted by Average Jane
You’re like a dang ol’ fondue buffet over there, dippin’ into all that chocolate.
You're like a baby eagle.
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2021-07-31 at 3:58 AM UTC
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I fucked another negro...
Yeah AJ you're like a baby chocolate eagle with covered in fancy ribbons
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Damn I think I atem all.. but the wrapper is a strawberry…
You might wanna get outta here I’m in a TMI sharing mood
ohh shit yeah I remember those strawberry ones now with the strawberry wrapping I forgot all about their existence. I like those motherfuckas. They're hard and a little chewy on the inside right? I'm gonna go buy a metric ton of them right now. Thank you
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Originally posted by POLECAT
through the fucking roof.. 10,000 times more show up for trump than show up for biden
hell 100 times more trump supporters show up to protest biden than biden supporters show up to support biden when he goes out to speak
10,000 x 0 is still 0.
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2021-07-29 at 8:48 PM UTC
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I genuinely like CandyRein
Originally posted by stl1
You're just not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
Let me see…what is the title of this thread again?
Oh, yeah…it's "I genuinely like CandyRein"
DUMBASS
Nigga pleeeeeeeze
You're never on topic in any thread unless the thread is about Trump or requesting nekkid pics from people 40+ years your junior, the only 2 things you care about.
Fuckin SNITCH. haha
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Now tell her you're 11 years old.
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