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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Worried about brother sudo
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lettuce out its cold in here
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alright i have a water bottle this time and some actual running shoes.

    Gonna try and do my 4.20 mile route again but at least lightly jogging it for as much as I can. I might die. So, bye forever.

    😊
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Take 2 eye of newts and call me in the morning.

    Ok, give them to me.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Queue or cue? Its cue isn't it? FUUUUUUCK
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol right on queue I get called to see if I wanna come in to work way early in about an hour. Hrmph!

    But I said yes because $$. Im still gonna run quick ill just do 2 miles.

    Bye.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You may as well have pooped in their living room right in front of their TV.

    That reminds me of different time I was TRYING to break into a house and I also had to shit really bad, but I couldn't get in so I pooped in their backyard.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did a babby 2-mile walk. Was supposed to be a metor shower but it was too overcast to see anything so I OPENLY WEEPED the entirety of the walk.

    I got a fancy new A.C. installed today so I can finally walk into an ultra cool home and feel the sweet relief.

    Now taking a dumpling and a cold shower then probably just some mindless entertainment for a few hours before I kill myself, I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna just shove some tongs up my b-hole and pull out my intestines.

    Thank you!
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Beastin at work just killin it getting all emotional and up in mu feelings lolololol tryna decide if I wanna sip a few ales later, gonna make me some white cheddar mac n cheese with pulled chicken and bacon LETSGOOOOO
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You are so horrible at effectively promoting the things you believe in. You're 70 years old and still haven't learned some tact?

    Fucking
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 It must be that time of the month again.

    Better clean yourself up then. I figured you were postmenopausal by now.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck renters insurance. I mean its probably a smart idea to have it but meh. I don't care.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I made be beginning to make up my mind as far as what I want to do with my life and I think that its going to be making electronic music.

    I know that it is FAR MORE DIFFICULT than just pushing a few buttons and turning a few knows, and I know that its going to be a challenge for me to learn everything involved, because there really is a lot involved, but goddamn I know I can make some fresh ass beats and thingies and when I learn how to be able to reproduce in real life the sounds that I can create in my head, GODDAMN son. I'm gonna bring a whole new genre to the mix.

    I ain't fucking kidding either.

    Is this real life? Yes.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna figure out how to pair my phone to my neighbor's devices so I can just start blasting metal in the middle of the night on their speakers.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I think imma just start posting black diqs in your cringey threads …

    So when you post one you’re basically saying you wanna see a black diq….

    This obsession has to end lol

    and on queue I will literally not be opening a wellhung thread from now on.

    Not because I don't care about you, WH, but because I really don't like looking at dick.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I suppose. Ive always been a SENSITIVE SOUL, but sad shit when youre sad is like hitting a tuning fork. You can take some of it out of ur brains and externalize it for a bit.

    You must be a Pisces they're the only ones who are sensitive and empathetic. Teelol.

    We can't be happy with being sad. Gotta embrace the sads sometimes.

    I've always felt I'm destined to be sad. That I deserve to be sad. That I can't be anything other than more or less, perpetually, sad.

    That was very stupid thinking on my part.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She could've at least given him a gilljob.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    sex with fish
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol i just took a tiny little CAT NAP and you were in my dream, CANDY. I dont really remember any specifics other than we were together and we both made fun of someone and laughed together about it and then you climbed into a little milk crate somehow.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I guess I didn't actually plan on walking that far and then it just sort of happened and by the time I realized I was thirsty I was way far away from any type of store so I had no choice but to SUFFER.

    ALL IS WELL THOUGH.
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