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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You don't get a say in whether or not we do this so just hush your mouth. Hushhhhh.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Wrong..no one in poland cares about you mikey


    But we are working to change that bro don't u worry your dingleberry cum crust laden apartment self

    Imagine the smell of that place. Lol. Just wet dog and ass.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse He probably has a favorite rag that he wets and shoves into his asshole before and while masterbating to simulate his boyfriends tongue on his asshole.

    This is oddly specific 🤠
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol mmq on there twice

    mmG v mmQ
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Ask sudo he takes care of his bitches kid

    You're the low-key stL always worried about Trump when you're always thinking of Sudo. Of all the things to be weird about, you picked a really weird one.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now that you're complete, what's next for you?

    Frying your motherboard.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo You are too kind sir the fact that you meet me longing thoughts with acceptance pleases me greatly. I am tickled pink my good fellow

    Thank you sir I am about to drift off to dreamworld and please know you will be there with me . Goodbye forever
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo How often do you think about me and what are you wearing when you do?

    At least 3x a day and usually my Oscar the Grouch slip-on pajama onesie.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuuck that's the first time I've had to edit a post in YEARS. I still hold the record for most consecutive non-edited posts though. Champion of the world. Thank you.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse My kitty is cuddling with me guiz

    My friend's 17 yr old alfa male KITTY had to be laid to rest last week, and she also has this other 2 yr old female kitty that has always been reluctant to do cuddles and be all lovey dovey, but within one day if his death, she was zoomying all around her place and being crazy and then being EXTREMELY CUDDLY to my friend and acting like ways she has NEVER acted before. It's actually pretty crazy considering she can't technically even know that the other cat died, but she clearly does. Cat-like intuition or whatever. She's being the cutest friendliest purriest most adorable cat now as if she knows that's exactly what my friend needs. It's pretty adorable really. Smart little girl.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just added them to my colornotes app list of 'stuff I'm supposed to watch and might enjoy'
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sounds just like st|1.

    That is LITERALLY her point.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Scat play, it's what's for lunch.

    Thinking about inventing recreational artificial human shit that tastes smells feels like the real thing but it's healthy to eat and use as lubricant or mix into protein shakes or whatever.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lmao tech's taboo words the last few times.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chinaman Japaman Ameriman Manman!

    Take a stand clap your hand do a dance for every man!

    Hi! Ho! Hi! Ho! Tiddly Yes! Tiddly No!

    A-rap-a-tap-a-ding-a-dong!

    Do a dance and sing a song!

    Slit our wrists!
    Slash our necks!
    No one knows!
    What is next!

    And they all went marching
    down
    underground
    to get out
    of the rain
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Faggotman Naziman
    Letsplayagameofyhatzeeman!

    Suck my hole! Suck my stick!

    Fill me up! Make it quick!

    Paperty daperty burglary rapeary

    Cucumber Youcumber Redcumber Bluecumber

    And they all went marching down

    Underground

    To get out

    Of the rain
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I think you guys should meet up and do a chili cook off but don’t let it turn into Bradley trying to suck Steve’s dick off.

    Ooh ooh can I come??

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lmfao LEEETSSS GOOOOOOO
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