Originally posted by RIPtotse
He probably has a favorite rag that he wets and shoves into his asshole before and while masterbating to simulate his boyfriends tongue on his asshole.
This is oddly specific ðŸ¤
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
lol mmq on there twice
mmG v mmQ
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2022-01-07 at 1:27 AM UTC
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Car seat for a 2 year old?
Originally posted by cigreting
Ask sudo he takes care of his bitches kid
You're the low-key stL always worried about Trump when you're always thinking of Sudo. Of all the things to be weird about, you picked a really weird one.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Now that you're complete, what's next for you?
Frying your motherboard.
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Originally posted by Sudo
You are too kind sir the fact that you meet me longing thoughts with acceptance pleases me greatly. I am tickled pink my good fellow
Thank you sir I am about to drift off to dreamworld and please know you will be there with me . Goodbye forever
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Originally posted by Sudo
How often do you think about me and what are you wearing when you do?
At least 3x a day and usually my Oscar the Grouch slip-on pajama onesie.
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Fuuck that's the first time I've had to edit a post in YEARS. I still hold the record for most consecutive non-edited posts though. Champion of the world. Thank you.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
My kitty is cuddling with me guiz
My friend's 17 yr old alfa male KITTY had to be laid to rest last week, and she also has this other 2 yr old female kitty that has always been reluctant to do cuddles and be all lovey dovey, but within one day if his death, she was zoomying all around her place and being crazy and then being EXTREMELY CUDDLY to my friend and acting like ways she has NEVER acted before. It's actually pretty crazy considering she can't technically even know that the other cat died, but she clearly does. Cat-like intuition or whatever. She's being the cutest friendliest purriest most adorable cat now as if she knows that's exactly what my friend needs. It's pretty adorable really. Smart little girl.
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I just added them to my colornotes app list of 'stuff I'm supposed to watch and might enjoy'
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Sounds just like st|1.
That is LITERALLY her point.
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2022-01-06 at 7:38 PM UTC
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Sad update
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Scat play, it's what's for lunch.
Thinking about inventing recreational artificial human shit that tastes smells feels like the real thing but it's healthy to eat and use as lubricant or mix into protein shakes or whatever.
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Lmao tech's taboo words the last few times.
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2022-01-06 at 4:22 AM UTC
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Mask Nazis
Chinaman Japaman Ameriman Manman!
Take a stand clap your hand do a dance for every man!
Hi! Ho! Hi! Ho! Tiddly Yes! Tiddly No!
A-rap-a-tap-a-ding-a-dong!
Do a dance and sing a song!
Slit our wrists!
Slash our necks!
No one knows!
What is next!
And they all went marching
down
underground
to get out
of the rain
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2022-01-06 at 4:28 AM UTC
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Mask Nazis
Faggotman Naziman
Letsplayagameofyhatzeeman!
Suck my hole! Suck my stick!
Fill me up! Make it quick!
Paperty daperty burglary rapeary
Cucumber Youcumber Redcumber Bluecumber
And they all went marching down
Underground
To get out
Of the rain
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2022-01-05 at 10:48 PM UTC
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Chili
Originally posted by frala
I think you guys should meet up and do a chili cook off but don’t let it turn into Bradley trying to suck Steve’s dick off.
Ooh ooh can I come??
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People have been saying that for hundreds...
trillions of years.
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How's it feel to associate with any party?
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2022-01-05 at 8:45 PM UTC
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Chili
But bowls full of chili are a good garnish for a pile of potatoes. It's a chili loophole. You don't have to call it chili but it's still all the same things as chili but also potatoes are now involved.
Some lady named Kate wrote in her recipe blog April of 2020 that she likes a thick chili with potatoes if she's in the mood and so now I just don't know what to think anymore about anything ever.
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