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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker … reassuring him that he and the current staff will be kept on.

    Won't they run when they see you?
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Won't they run when they see you?

    That's a deep shade of green...
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So today I got the fingerprints done at the sheriff's for the Arizona

    again ?

    didnt they did that when they took those unflatery photos of yours.
  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As soon as that can of Coke crosses the chingchong border, it becomes chingchong Coke.

    lol wtf
  5. Originally posted by cigreting lol wtf

    its true

  6. Why do chingchonigans put childish drawings on a lot of their products?

    You go in a ching chong store and it's like walking into an anime convention.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Cavemen also communicated with drawings. I'm just sayin'...
  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cavemen also communicated with drawings. I'm just sayin'…

    Sure..but not childish ones...
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes and no. I'm bringing a managing partner with me. She has owned bars and been in the business 30 plus years. My son will also be involved. I will be there I'm an oversight role and to fill in if need be.

    Are you gonna pop your head in the kitchen every now and then and say "OH WHY HELLO FABULOUS HUMANS!!" and then walk down the line make yourself whatever you want to eat while you shoot the shit with the cooks are are you gonna just stay out the way for the most part? I know some owners like to be all hands on it can be annoying but its their business so obviously can do whatever the fuck they want
  10. I'd like to see an episode of Hell's Kitchen with Speedy and Gordon Ramsey, that would be quality entertainment.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol it would just be speedy saying 'did I ask what you think?' 'I dont' give a fuck' to anything gordon said.
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  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cavemen also communicated with drawings. I'm just sayin'…

    Can you get a good price on chicken wings in bulk? If you make good wings and can sell them cheap this could go a long way.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Can you get a good price on chicken wings in bulk? If you make good wings and can sell them cheap this could go a long way.

    The source is cheap enough to sell them all day everyday for $.50 ea.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd like to see an episode of Hell's Kitchen with Speedy and Gordon Ramsey, that would be quality entertainment.

    I'd stuff his snotty face in the fryer so fast they would have to air the episode as a short before the Saturday matinee.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you gonna pop your head in the kitchen every now and then and say "OH WHY HELLO FABULOUS HUMANS!!" and then walk down the line make yourself whatever you want to eat while you shoot the shit with the cooks are are you gonna just stay out the way for the most part? I know some owners like to be all hands on it can be annoying but its their business so obviously can do whatever the fuck they want

    I'm going to sit on the patio in my corner and hold court.
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why do chingchonigans put childish drawings on a lot of their products?

    You go in a ching chong store and it's like walking into an anime convention.

    ↑ white men jealous they couldnt produce kawai artworks.

  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm going to sit on the patio in my corner and hold court.

    Thank you, your honor. What's the best thing on your menu?
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The source is cheap enough to sell them all day everyday for $.50 ea.

    Are they any good? I used to know a place that had good wings for $.50 each but they raised the prices then made it where you couldn't just order wings. You had to order other stuff. Idk anywhere that sells them anywhere close to that anymore. You need some special sauce though.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What the fuck kind of rule is that? You can't just order wings? could you order wings and a piece of toast? What's the name of this SHIT HOLE I'm gonna call em right now and demand answers
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ white men jealous they couldnt produce kawai artworks.


    Looks like a seal disguising itself as a dog just to get a dog snack.
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