2023-08-02 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Speaking of corn I SEENT a pizza the other day with corn on it and people were saying its kinda more common in Europe and maybe some other places as it is in the US of A and to be frank I have never seen corn as an option that I can remember. It looked kinda good and some folks said sweet corn is really good on it. I don't know what good combos would be but the pie looked pretty dece' and makes me wanna try one. Is that a thing in the DIRTY DIRTY SOUF, weenie? Y'all had one o' dems down der befo?
2023-08-02 at 7:34 PM UTC
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You can be hardworking and corn fed and still be a silly goose!
A contribution is a contribution.
You'd have to be a dummy to think humans aren't contributing. Now if it's anything for us to really give a shit about is another matter, but to think we haven't contributed is just the stuff of silly geese.
Lol what's mine is yours big daddy come get ya some
Yeah I just gotta twerk my hairy ass for a few minutes and they make it straight rain. I found my calling.
Just brought in a WAD of around 600 one dollar bills to my bank. I had em all in a stack facing the same direction about as neatly arranged as I could but there were a bunch of wrinkleeez in there.
They're remodeling so they just had one teller, and it was empty when I went in, but as soon as she started counting them with the machine like 6 different people came in and a long line formed as she was sitting there counting and recounting it and trying to arrange the bills nicer for the machine.
I started to feel the eyes behind me staring daggers at me like I was doing something wrong. Too bad so sad fuckers maybe just go through the drive through, FOOLS.
She eventually asked me if I knew how much it was which I actually didn't I just guessed at least 500 and she said well I'm getting 588 but I'm gonna have someone recount them later and if it changes we'll call you. And I said haha no problem sorry for being THAT GUY. Then she smiled a beautiful smile and said oh no problem it's our job and you were here first, and slid me a piece of paper with her number and 'i will suck your dick when i get off work.'
I turned around and made smug eye contact with everyone in line behind me as I walked out.
Now I'm laying in my bed soaking in the A.C. procrastinating doing some dishes and vacuuming and deciding if I wish to day drink today.
Decisions. Decisions.
2023-08-01 at 6:08 AM UTC
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What is the biggest number?
last time this got asked here I remember it was something near someone's mom's pussy's circumference x pi radius squared shit plus 1. that's my answer for now.
At any given time there is always but one living person who is mentally perfect, and everyone else is mentally ill. The odds are we here at this site are all mentally ill. Especially spectral. (I did some studies)
2023-07-31 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Pee-Wee just died. :( That's not a good start to any week but, alas, it'll be ok. *Pee-Wee laugh*
2023-07-29 at 3:26 PM UTC
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Yeah man try THAT in a small town. FUCKING TRY IT!!!!
aldra, riptotse, sudo, Casper, to name a few. Where have all the cowboys gone?
