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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I'm kinda like Bill Krozby in that I'm stupid and just work different jobs for 6 months at a time then quit then go back to the same jobs or rotate between them. I guess I do a good enough job to where these places all hire me back even when I just randomly quit on them without notice lol. I'm a bad person :(

    So you ARE still dating the princess. Nice. That seems like a very wholesome thing altogether. What bills do you have that are so hefty you couldn't take an all inclusive paid for vacation? That's a bummer m8. You deserve many vacations. Way more than I do that's for sure and I feel like I've been on a 2 month vacation.

    What would the Judge Judy premise be? Did you have a funny dispute I'm not familiar with? You gotta take em up on that and cement your legacy like arms merchant on Alaska State troopers and tacho on Dr Phil
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good morning Jerry. Pull up a chair at this massive oak table. Why did Brad hurt your feelings? I don't feel like scrolling up and looking.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha GOOD. I hope the clam digging family and kids were traumatized by it and they had to explain to them what it all means.

    I wish I was digging for clams today. I don't think I've ever found a clam. I don't know much about clams to be honest fams. I feel really stupid right now. Are they the ones with the pearls?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked NA. The ones around here are pretty cool its like talking about drugs with ur parents.

    Did you start working again after you quit the restaurant?

    I've been to a few NA back in the day. The ones I went to were very culty/cliquish and I was just like eh whatever it's not for me I sort of felt like an outsider and they weren't very welcoming for some reason. Maybe I'm just a FREAK I wasn't cool enough for them.

    And no. I basically haven't worked for like 2 months lol. It's the nice thing about living my minimal lifestyle is that I can afford to do this but I'm getting to the point where I need to hop back in there and re-up the ole bank account.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's what you drew in the sand? I wish you took a picture.

    I like how something about chicks with dicks seems gay even though it's way less gay than a dude with a dick
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol

    Sorry

    AA or NA or both? I still drink twice a week but I haven't smoked any weed for a month for some reason. It was just making me tired and anxious literally all day and I was like why do I keep doing this stupid thing that I literally don't enjoy at all anymore so I stopped.

    I might try to get a job at this window place since I could actually pass a drug test without having to use some fake piss or whatever.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Q
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I think that's how amazing atheist started out and now he's banned from twitch for sticking pickles in his ass on stream

    You see it once you've seen it a thousand times.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's a futanari? And thank you. I'm sorry you have covid and mosquitos. I somehow haven't been but by a mosquito this entire summer which is actually pretty fucking CRAY now that I think about it but I've also spent a lot of in a dark room alone indoors lol. It's 7am I have a slight buzz from last night and might just drink my 4 remaining ales because I don't think I can fall back asleep
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In the meantime I like to just roam the streets looking for people with just a glimmer of hope in their eyes and inviting them over to convince them that theyre fucking stupid and we should talk about it all day long on my atheism podcast
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai In fairness to God, I was envisioning a world where even reddit atheists go to heaven. It's just the fence sitting fuckos like me who don't get into heaven, but especially the ones to whom god's existence is made apparent and for whom that somehow still is not enough. I could see that irritating me if I was even a little pompous, and deities have every right to be.

    Yeah I myself told God hey man like no disrespect but I'm not gonna go to church or like really actively believe in you anymore but also it's nothing personal and if you're real you already know all this so if you just please forgive me and my feeble human brain and not let me get raped by the devil for all of eternity if I am in fact wrong, that would be much appreciated. I'm hoping that covers my bases.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn im torqued

    Why are you awake at 4:45 in the morn on a Saturday, sir?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Santa leprechauns unicorns bigfoot aliens I don't get it
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I wonder what it would be like to rape wariat.? I mean im not into men but im a philanghropist at heart and i feel like itd be my duty. For the children who cant rape for themselves. Id peer pressure him into drinking whiskey and taking pills.Hed cave easily bc hes a doughy man-baby obsessed with looking masculine. Hed probably take his pants off to sleep in his shitty polish studio apartment. I cant decide whether itd feel pleasurable for me at any point or whether id be focused on the punishment at hand. I feel like itdbe REALLY hard to cum without lube but a few salty tears would fall from the corner of his eyes and that migt be enough to get the job done. Then id post pictures on polish facebook and theyd stone him to death for being a gigantic fag.

    It would be more fun to just slowly impale him on a sharpened broomstick and jack off in the corner
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It could've been a tabloid thing but I just read about some Japanese BROAD who drowned or suffocated to death from a bukkakke scene and I hope it's true
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    gnight
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you reported us?

    report the BAD ALIENS! SATAN!!
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    squiggly game basement style figure it out boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hiss
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    east of the mrs sippy

    where all the alliGAYtors are

    ez
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