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    Slept in till noon now I'm eating a feast at Panera bread company then I'm gonna be in a food cowma and clean my car like Dr Peterson teaches us

    I bet this is how rich people feel like

    Also I got rear ended the other day in a big pile up but I was the front-most affected vehicle and I literary diddent hardly get a scratch but some other gonts got hurt that's why I want to savor every day with a Bacon Turkey Bravo sandwich, a iced coffee and some bakery treats from my local chain cafe
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    IF YOU HEAR THOSE ALARM BELLS GOING OFF YOU BETTER ADDRESS THEM BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULL BLOWN SIRENS

    I'm gonna eat 8 elbs of food material later MEAT AND CHEESE MEAT AND CHIPS AND SALSA AND CHEESE

    do you have the Panera punch card? Do they know you by name oh heyyyyyuuu big lug love to see your smile lovely day in it?
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    Originally posted by mmQ IF YOU HEAR THOSE ALARM BELLS GOING OFF YOU BETTER ADDRESS THEM BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULL BLOWN SIRENS

    I'm gonna eat 8 elbs of food material later MEAT AND CHEESE MEAT AND CHIPS AND SALSA AND CHEESE

    do you have the Panera punch card? Do they know you by name oh heyyyyyuuu big lug love to see your smile lovely day in it?

    YEAHH fam eat that cheese and meat!! Work it toot it scoot it!!

    I don't have a punch card but their phone program tracks my every movement and order and gives me free Panera Bux.

    They literally don't know me like that but I go to a few different stores. They only know my name at the bar so I feel like the fat guy on cheers or the mailman quiff when I go in
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 YEAHH fam eat that cheese and meat!! Work it toot it scoot it!!

    I don't have a punch card but their phone program tracks my every movement and order and gives me free Panera Bux.

    They literally don't know me like that but I go to a few different stores. They only know my name at the bar so I feel like the fat guy on cheers or the mailman quiff when I go in

    Do they know you at the beer store too or do you bounce between ten different stores out of SHAME, lol.

    How many Panera Bux do you have? The only place I frequent enough with a rewards system is Casey's general store so about once a month I can get myself about $25 worth of JUNK for free.

    Since you asked, I don't think I've ever had Panera. I bet it smeeeels like a good time in there tho that's fo sho.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Do they know you at the beer store too or do you bounce between ten different stores out of SHAME, lol.

    How many Panera Bux do you have? The only place I frequent enough with a rewards system is Casey's general store so about once a month I can get myself about $25 worth of JUNK for free.

    Since you asked, I don't think I've ever had Panera. I bet it smeeeels like a good time in there tho that's fo sho.

    For beer I used to go to Safeway but now they have almost no registers open to try to make everyone use the self-checkout machines ( which there also isn't enough of , and you can't buy beer at those anyway ). A cuppel days ago I went for my 6-pak and literary there was a bunch of big lines and I literary only wanted one small box of beer so I was taken aback and sat my beer down and I drove, I just drove... To 7-11 which also turns out they carry Sierra Nevada for the same price or a lil cheaper.

    But they also had like 12 people in line mostly doing lotto due to a large lottery jackpot but yet they had 3 cashier's and kept that line moving , I'll tell you what.

    That's the main raisin I don't go to Walmart because I don't like getting slowed up and waiting on slow lines or traffic jams, but Safeway is starting to suck like that too, but I digressed.

    Yeah man it's a quandary next time I'm in THE N.D. weel have to go to you're local cafe and enjoy some high quality pastries and soups
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I forgot you live in the land of alcohol sales at wally whirleds and gaslight stations. We don't have such accomodations here. I just have to go to yeee old Bottle Barn.

    I don't like pastries or soups papa don't play that shit we will go to the steak and ostrich eatery and eat only the finest of food and drink

    Thank you for answering my questions today I was in a question mood there for a minute now I snapped out of it to feed my Sophie some yums yums
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    A Spanish speaking young man with a mullet approached me just now to talk about motorcycles. He asked if I could Espanol and I lied and said Un Poco ( because I want to see if my two months stint on babble taught me anything useable ) but then I couldn't understand anything he was saying so he knows I was full of shit and got out a translator program. I want to become a Cali and obviously learn Spanish , it's like a whole nother culture

    Yeah man weel go to the steak n potatoes and have a feast that's be the shit Pham. Yummmmmm ANSWERRTRRS

    Ps do you have Casper's num bar . CASEYS.... FAMOUS FER PIZZZA!!
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What's wrong with soup?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I donut have his number I don't think. Did you try sliding into his DMs?

    Nothing is wrong with soup I just felt like saying that. I don't like many of them I should say. I basically FUX WIT knoephla or chicken tortilla or maybe some meat and potato soup some type chowda just not clam.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I donut have his number I don't think. Did you try sliding into his DMs?

    Nothing is wrong with soup I just felt like saying that. I don't like many of them I should say. I basically FUX WIT knoephla or chicken tortilla or maybe some meat and potato soup some type chowda just not clam.

    Heard, word. Idk DMs , I'm a knucklehead and don't have my phone sinked to the cloud so I lose all my pics and programs n shit when I break my old phone..

    Also literally ANOTHER Mexican-American just stopped to say high to me and we chatted about Tijuana and women and San Diego, Chula Vista, Sac , Mare Island, and what it takes to be a modern Cali Man. He is on a small motorcycle doing delivery work and looks to make around 200/day which is enough to meet his needs including child support for the woman he impregnated who moved to Texas. He has lived in Texas and north Dakota and Utah and Cali and he , like me we both prefer to be Calis. I told him about tort working on Alaska and he also knows a viet Cong friend who worked in Alaska . It just goes to show you were all connected by a common bond, to the highest order

    I love living like a rich man at the Panera Bread Company parking lot , maybe of I stay a little longer some bodacious babes in big bikinis will come say hi

    This is the best day off , EVER
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