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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I was shown this, I did ask if this was just a picture of some guy named michael myers, and I was told that it was actually the user named michael myers. I hope that this is indeed MM, because I will laugh my ass off that he is whiter than I am.

    But you can't remember who gave you the photo? Clues:

    -Only person on TinyChat
    -Has 2 open tabs on the sanctuary
    -Is listening to Nas and looking up lyrics to a shit house/electronic song

    I think I know who it is and credibility has been lost, not to mention Michael Audrey Myers is the movie character's full name and there is no lack of Michael Audrey Myers' on faygbook. I've been researching for the last 24 hours; not done yet, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Sophistication" is kind of a bullshit thing IMO, by and large people seem to take it to just mean a classical liberal arts education that you don't forget into adulthood. There's some basic things like how you talk (not so much speaking "proper english" as avoiding a certain valid subset of the language (e.x. "ain't" is an obvious example of a well formed word that's considered "low brow")). And after that it comes down to a certain set of idioms and cultural references, the most cliche of which are the handful of shakespeare quotes upper-middle and upper class adults are expected to know. I'm not sure there's really any shortcut to getting the necessary indoctrination, sorta difficult to work around by design (since the idea seems to tacitly be a means of separating social wheat from chaff (another dumb idiom)). I guess the community college classes suggestion might actually be the way to go although I don't really think it's worth taking a 3 unit class for some social dickwaving

    tl:dr - To thine own self be true
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    third eye, brown eye, weird eye, eye eye
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I learned that it's a hereditary condition known as Ptosis, and so naturally I needed to know if breast ptosis was an actual condition as well and yep, it sure is!



    Just thought it was important that we all know.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    they cant cook on the same stove aparently…. dunno why

    It would scramble the cooks' brains.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    it could just be some guy named michael myers in real life, and isn't the 'real' michael myers at all, who knows? I guess we will find out once he confirms/denies. I personally think that if he is in that picture, he is far right. That is the michael myers that exists in my imagination.


    I have envisioned him closer to the 2nd character, and I hope I'm right. Never pictured Myers as having skin as dark as far right guy. The pimply forehead though, yah. :D
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you serious right meow?


    DEAD
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should never let your beat, mmmmmmmmmmmdrop.

    I wonder what the hell you're talking about. My Uncle is a hearing-aid salesman; I'm sure I could get you a deal if your supposed aural decline chooses not to improve in the near future.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does being depressed feel like? I see everyone calling themselves "sadboy" and it seems pretty cool. How do I become depressed?


    what does having cancer feel like? You wont' know until you experience it. Which you can google.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No.. never posted there. Some times I binge watch videos there, but that's about it. I've noticed a lot of people get banned there for racist comments lol

    I actually just made an account on here today. I've gotten one karma point so far

    http://www.f169bbs.com/bbs/news/136930-orgasmic-meditation


    you followed Iron John, did you? Oh Bill Krozby.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm well on my way. Any of you faggots regulars there that actually have more than 20 points? I just started commenting for the first time yesterday. It's a one-liner contest for the most part so I think I might have a chance to work my way up the ladder relatively quickly.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    POST THE FUCKING MM PIC.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't stop cumming. Seriously I didn't know a/my body could have this much backup jizz and I'm seriously getting worried; it just keeps coming out in small bursts like every 60 seconds or so, for the last 15 minutes. I have about 10 oz. so far.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sleeping for that long is fucking terrible. You can drink whatever or smoke whatever right after, but just the mental weight of knowing you just slept that long is like another huge depressing blow on top of the depressing blow that just caused you to sleep that long. Dang.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about people that would prefer their thanks in the back door?

    USB vibrator with a little extender for pulsating/pounding action. Of course it would be designed only to extend, pulse, and pound upon a received 'thanks.'
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lately it's been staying at 60F-75F and not really getting much colder or hotter. It's perfect, I'd say. Although I could use a little more rain.

    If you kill yourself you don't have to worry about wanting a little a more rain. Ever again.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Post a video example ploX.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jackalope.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Deep in the heart of North Kadoty

    Friday, July 3rd. 9;46 PM CST

    Clear. 72° F

    Precipitation: 0%
    Humidity: 75%
    Wind: 3 mph
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