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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The knockout victim also employs his handlers to use the same technique for his morning alarm clock.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is the cheapest remedy to fixing a cigarette cherry burn in the seat?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, somebody from tinychat told me Lanny made a site. Don't really expect much from me because I don't really do forums anymore but I'll check in from time to time.


    It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good to hear it!
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So you went to LA to be homeless and collect a bit of welfare. Good scam.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought you was Marfan's, self-admittedly. That shit is barely whitaker level.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is this how you were spectral, all along before I met you? Your notoriety has been gained through aliens and conspiracies and being a 50 year-old roofer for the last 15 years?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This doesn't make sense


    ALIENS. KID.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So that nigga finds my Facebook but doesn't send me a friend request? What a dick.


    I'm sure he would if that was indeed your facebook. It's Mohammad Ali's though.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So according to you, who is the one who sent in the picture? The least the person could have done was to edit out everyone else's name but me.

    Clearly the original sender is komo. :)
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Believe it or not you're making it difficult to believe anything you say, but if you are telling the truth, well you are in fact homeless and what you're discussing isn't even a scam, considering you don't have a home or a job. I suppose you use your free phone for public wifi access as well, is it?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ah shit i was stoned and jerkin it a few days ago and realized the girls breasts were slightly different sizes and pointing in different directions. shit almost made me lose my hardon then i concentrated again

    It is a little off-putting for lack of a better term. I can handle some mildly oblong breasts or nipple placement so long as the entire package is adorable, but if it becomes an unavoidable point of flaw within the holistic presence of the female, it needs to be discarded or corrected and should definitely not be fapped to completion to, unless of course it is your particular fetish.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    10/10 would read again

    Endorse me babeh!
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A leech on society, ha! From whom am I leeching exactly? No I don't have a job but I don't have bills son. The only halfway decent welfare scam is be a doctor and charge medicaid for a bunch of shit. Buy food stamps for half price is a lower scam than just not paying for food.

    Where do you live that you don't have to pay rent or electricity or things of that nature?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd agree the end times aren't far off. Doesn't the bible say the earth will be destroyed with fire this time?

    It says nobody will know when the end times are going to be, is what it says. And it says it'll be destroyed by a bunch of shit, fire included, but again, nobody knows when it's going to happen (according to the Bibuhl) so this is all objective hearsay. I've had pastors claiming the end times were right around the corner for the last 25 years. Personally I project the 'end times' to be a few hundred years off when we really start to run out of natural resources; that makes more sense to me than a plague of locusts sent from an angry God.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So... do you actually have a job on top of this roughly $420 a month income, because that shit ain't gonna pay the bills son.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to suck dicks outta Brooklyn, always straight hookin', always never good lookin', once again at the jail gett'n book'd in.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    they playin roshambo for free meals n shit got dang GOT DANG
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    had no odea your were a bee keeper OP. Care to expound on he ins and outs of it?

    The bees fly into their beehive, and later they fly out, and then later back in, and soon again back out, only to again fly back in, then a short while later they fly back out, whence again they shortly after decide to fly back in where they do some shit for a while and then fly back out where they do even more shit for a little bit and decide they need to fly back in, maybe they take a nap this time and then it's off to flying back out again where they do bee stuff and as pattern suggests they then fly back in once again, until they finish up inside the hive with the business they so enjoy and proceed to fly out of the hive to begin the process of counting down the minutes until they formally decide to fly over to the neat plant by that other house and get killed by a sweaty old pedophile sitting on his porch watching the neighborhood children play but who is always deathly afraid of bees any and all bees and proceeds to swat them dead with his soggy Target catalog magazine.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's interesting that nobody but your horse really gives a buck.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell me more about this new leaf you're turning over. Where'd you get it? What species is it? Is it a crinkly one or is it soft and flexible? Do you shower with it? Etc.
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