Posts by mmQ

1. 2015-07-22 at 12:51 AM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleak
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When I'm feeling down, I remember I'm not her: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96c_1434995777
2. 2015-07-22 at 12:49 AM UTC in Walmart made an oopsy on my behalf. FUCK YES!!!!!
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I don't fuck with banks, but I do fuck with walmart which is perhaps just as bad, but it's simple enough and it's all I need. I have the prepaid money card with them and simply take my paychecks there to stand in line with the niggers and general riff-raff to get my check cashed and displaced onto my card at my choosing. The last time I went, the worker that I dealt with was clearly new and not sure what he was doing, so I'm surprised it took me so long to check what I thought maybe..MAYBE had happened.
   
   I had my check for $700 of which I told the guy I wanted $200 put on the card (so I could pay my cable/internet, electric, and phone bills online, and I wanted the rest as cash. He was fussing around trying to figure out how to do that, ran my card, put in the $700 and asked me to confirm it on the little pad which I did, then he acted confused and just restarted the process, this time doing what he should have done the first time which was to just cash my check entirely and then take 200 from that and put it on the card. So yeah, if you haven't figured out what I'm getting to here, it's that he literally put $700 on my card, started over, DIDN'T CANCEL IT, and then proceeded to put another $200 on my card and give me $500 cash.
   
   I just stumbled upon a free $700 and it makes me want to buy strippers and cocaine but I'll probably just go buy some beer. Anyway, THANKS WALLY WORLD!! XD XD
3. 2015-07-22 at 12:42 AM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleak
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Have you guys seen that video from Mexico where this guy runs past a line of police during a hostage standoff,, a cop shoots him in the chest with a shotgun, and he says Ai ai ai! and falls over? Please tell me you did, I don't want to have to go searching for it

   
   The 'Ai ai ai!' thing seems very familiar. Very fucking familiar, but I'd have no idea where to find it.
   
4. 2015-07-22 at 12:24 AM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleak
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's probably one of the tamer beheading videos out there. Here's another tame video of what El Chapo (apparently) is up to. http://theync.com/wikott/cds-interrogation-and-torturing-rival-cartel-member2.htm
5. 2015-07-21 at 9:44 PM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleak
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   OMG…I couldn't even watch it a second time. What a horrible way to die.

   
   I can't stop watching it, personally.
6. 2015-07-21 at 8:14 PM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleak
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *update* 6.20 points. Thank you.
7. 2015-07-21 at 7:02 PM UTC in Twelve Question Multiple Choice Spatial Test
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I think it's safe to say we both got number one correct. I too would like the answer sheet.
8. 2015-07-21 at 6:36 PM UTC in The "crazy eyes"
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   I kinda liked her for a bit when she was starting to do the whole internet celebrity thing but then I saw that video of her playing cards against humanity was like "what a basic bitch"

   
   I just sort of watched it with a mild cringe the entire time. They must have told her to not talk and laugh awkwardly every 15 seconds or so.
9. 2015-07-21 at 6:16 PM UTC in Twelve Question Multiple Choice Spatial Test
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I want to be a game dialog and scenario writer like this guy fuys:https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-narrative-had-to-be-baked-into-the-corridors-marc-laidlaw-on-writing-half-life
10. 2015-07-21 at 5:04 PM UTC in I want constantinople to experience severe rectal trauma
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want him to experience a severe cleft lip myself, but only for a few years.
11. 2015-07-21 at 5:02 PM UTC in Can someone delete my account?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I will also allow anyone who can obtain Mayberry's PI to fuck me in the ass, for the record, on the condition that I get fucked first and in a public location so I can be sure there won't be any funny business.
12. 2015-07-21 at 4:57 PM UTC in I want constantinople to experience severe rectal trauma
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to be a game dialog and scenario writer like this guy fuys:https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-narrative-had-to-be-baked-into-the-corridors-marc-laidlaw-on-writing-half-life
13. 2015-07-21 at 5:06 AM UTC in Twelve Question Multiple Choice Spatial Test
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sorry that he his brain functions within a higher plane of reverse existence, but it doesn't make him an idiot.
14. 2015-07-21 at 3:47 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please tell another, tortel.
15. 2015-07-20 at 4:31 AM UTC in overdosed 3 times off 1 hit of spice
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Guess just smoke less than a third of a hit next time.
16. 2015-07-20 at 4:30 AM UTC in Smoking nutmeg
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I shove that shit into my eyes, kinda like dropping LSD into them but not, but kinda. That's my recommendation. Improves vision and stimulates pretty much all of the 20+ senses available to us.
17. 2015-07-20 at 4:24 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL's Zoo: Japanese Spider Crab
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It looks ticklish. Probably it's weakness. Tickle it's belly.
18. 2015-07-20 at 4:12 AM UTC in I converted someones soul to the dark side by masturbating to thoughts of their death
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Souls are in the dark side to begin with. Either you convert them to the light side, or you just reinforce their dark side presence. That's it.
19. 2015-07-20 at 4:10 AM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If everyone posted their dads' email addresses I guarantee this site would begin to flourish. Until then...
20. 2015-07-19 at 2:09 AM UTC in Niggas Woman League
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Mega quick instead of make it quick. You don't even appreciate my plays on words anymore. SO SAD!!